Valeria

she/her
still doesn't know how to be a functioning adult
🇲🇽

[Valeria @Vale_DLC_2397]

Every time I drink I forget I don't like to dance lol

[Valeria @Vale_DLC_2397]

A 2nd grader asked me today if I had a cat because I was alone 🙃

[Valeria @Vale_DLC_2397]

I lowkey want to give him a bath with purple shampoo

[Valeria @Vale_DLC_2397]

That awkward moment when your tears hurt your face because you're sunburn

[Valeria @Vale_DLC_2397]

Do you ever just miss your friends? 🥲

[Valeria @Vale_DLC_2397]

@dan1ellelw Don't jinx it, bb

[Valeria @Vale_DLC_2397]

I just finished reading Mockingjay. Excuse me if I disappear for about a week

[Valeria @Vale_DLC_2397]

My cousin really started crying at the thought of listening to the Speak Now (Taylor's Version) again.... that album has done some damage

[Valeria @Vale_DLC_2397]

Very kindly I'd like to remind everyone that I am Mexican. So please do not say "happy 4th of July to me" I don't have the day off

[Valeria @Vale_DLC_2397]

The pitch perfect movies are the gayest thing I've seen this week

[Valeria @Vale_DLC_2397]

@june_priyet 😘

[Valeria @Vale_DLC_2397]

It turns out that Pamplona is also full of pine... thins means I have not breathed right since Saturday

[Valeria @Vale_DLC_2397]

It's mexicanos mothers day so....

Happy mothers day to all the older sisters that had to grow up too fast to take care of their siblings

[Valeria @Vale_DLC_2397]

No! The simple solution you just thought of is something that I can't let happen because you tried so hard to alienate me from my family for years

[Valeria @Vale_DLC_2397]

My dad really is trying to act like all the abuse in my teenage years goes away by just pretending things are awesome

[Valeria @Vale_DLC_2397]

My dad really is trying to act like all the abuse in my teenage years goes away by just pretending things are awesome

[Valeria @Vale_DLC_2397]

Sure the walls look ugly with all the paint on them. But it's also ugly to be missing friends and family.

[Valeria @Vale_DLC_2397]

@rootbeerchugger This was my first time in an uber by myself. I do not wish to repeat it

[Valeria @Vale_DLC_2397]

I find it ironic how I grew up thinking that getting into strangers' cars was stupid and unsafe.... but here I am now, ordering an uber

[Valeria @Vale_DLC_2397]

How did we go from "Windgardium Leviosa" to "Avadakedavra"? 🙃

[Valeria @Vale_DLC_2397]

Lilo & Stich had no business making me cry this much