Cogman

''Rip an arm off a human and they'll go anywhere. If that doesn't work, beat them with it until they agree!'' #Transformers {+18 | gore/horror}

[Cogman @ValetHeadmaster]

You vs the man she tells you not to worry about.

[Cogman @ValetHeadmaster]

@CosplayerMoka "Why the heck would you think that of all things?"

[Cogman @ValetHeadmaster]

https://t.co/PvSXB3XEUl

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https://t.co/P9DgWrrNiU

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Oh, geez— if a Cybertronian could blush!

Instead Cogman offered a few blinks, gears slowing momentarily at the comment.

He was simultaneously use to yet /unuse/ to such compliments. "I—. Oh— thank you, ma'am." https://t.co/Vj0Lu3KV3f

[Cogman @ValetHeadmaster]

WHO DA—

Oh ahem. The four foot tall Headmaster cleared his vocoder, gears whirling in an almost quizzical fashion.

"Can I help you?" https://t.co/uWoy8l7YW2

[Cogman @ValetHeadmaster]

So. Lonely.

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He's Trying, ok.

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"It was self defense."

[Cogman @ValetHeadmaster]

Clearly not that badly, since you got right back up and fixed it when no one gave into your melodramatic act.

[Cogman @ValetHeadmaster]

You're lucky that's ALL he broke! They were asking for it, they're a pile of shit.

[Cogman @ValetHeadmaster]

"I should only be seen as scary to threats, Ma'am."

[Cogman @ValetHeadmaster]

Seriously, anyone want to volunteer to losing their head? He's got an itch.

[Cogman @ValetHeadmaster]

@iTheLastPrime -to get resources on my servos. I shall look into it."

[Cogman @ValetHeadmaster]

@iTheLastPrime "A dark occult organization?" The mech echoed in a pondering way, gears clicking softly. "I should hope not, but I have time and a way+

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@iTheLastPrime "That would depend," Cogman ventures, "entirely on what it is you're going to ask of me."

[Cogman @ValetHeadmaster]

@iTheLastPrime -sorry by much, "I'm sure you can find someone more... stable for what you require."

Last thing he needs is to be near Crosshairs or Drift.

[Cogman @ValetHeadmaster]

@iTheLastPrime -thrown in. Unapologetic for his behavior. It's been too long. If a coding overrides, it /overrides/.

"Im sorry, sir," Though he's not+

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@iTheLastPrime "I'm sure at this point you're quite aware that those at the castle have... an issue, if not more." Cogman offered, a shrug being+

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@iTheLastPrime -clean off.

[Cogman @ValetHeadmaster]

@iTheLastPrime -main reason of existence.

It's been... AWHILE. And any snarky LIVING being tempted his protocol. Made him want to pop their head+