Valgeir Automatique

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Admiring the barmaid in Bilbao.

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Listening to my friend explain phenomenology like a prick.

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Hating Americans fawning over Brian Eno.

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Raging about Trans-Europe Express nonstop.

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Shagging Furtwangler's Wagner while gamifying the whole mess.

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Listening to Davíð Oddsson speak. Remaining calm throughout.

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Missing those evenings drinking with Reagan in Reykjavík.

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Hating Reykjavik. Blaming Jews.

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Crushing your skull with Neil Tennant.

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Ridiculing smug atheist intellectuals.

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Advising Hannibal Ripper on his next victim.

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Agreeing with stupid Americans about their Hendricks gin obsession.

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Telling Herb they're awake again.

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Waiting for Jean-Sebastien to understand instructions.

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Hating Beethoven. Ruining Reykjavík.

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Drinking with Nixon's dying pals.

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Blasting OilPhone. Blaming Brian.

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Admiring the gal from Reykjavík.

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Executing the final American tourists in the ruins of Paris.

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Doing my best impression of Major Strasser shooting at Lana Del Rey.