Mass Deaf

King of Raccoons
&
Bride Kidnapping Expert

[Mass Deaf @Valh_Dreg]

"We are all beautiful through the eyes of a trashcan." Ancient Raccoon Proverb

[Mass Deaf @Valh_Dreg]

rest in peace my granny she got hit by a chalupa

[Mass Deaf @Valh_Dreg]

corn rows the long way

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i am convinced one good Miku beam could fix me

[Mass Deaf @Valh_Dreg]

boy what i wouldn't give to be a piss ant in that toilet

[Mass Deaf @Valh_Dreg]

bgabagool

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what the fuck is this place

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someone told me today that me and my wife are the most attractive couple in our small town and everyone wants to have sex with us

[Mass Deaf @Valh_Dreg]

orange cat blue tie living in my wifi

[Mass Deaf @Valh_Dreg]

who up girlin' they night

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girls night was a success

[Mass Deaf @Valh_Dreg]

girls night 💅

[Mass Deaf @Valh_Dreg]

invited a bunch of girls to the bar on the promise of beer and my chemical romance. they all said yes. are they there to hang out for beer and mcr or simply to hang out with my wife, we will never know

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who up drinkin they formulas

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failure's how you grow and not become a shitty person

[Mass Deaf @Valh_Dreg]

who up morting they pestles rn

[Mass Deaf @Valh_Dreg]

if you aint write a poem, you aint gunna party

[Mass Deaf @Valh_Dreg]

adulthood is hearing burgerdog on shuffle and subscribing to cat litter.

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smoking on that shit that turned me into a blueberry and made a bunch of little dudes (my cats) roll me out of the factory (the living room)

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he is the one with the premium penis, no?

[Mass Deaf @Valh_Dreg]

silicone rings are just cock rings for fingers. im here for it