Jordan.

|| I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but then you'd fall in love and I'd never get rid of you. ||

[Jordan. @ValiantIntimacy]

It's so boring around here every day.

[Jordan. @ValiantIntimacy]

Good point. {[ I look up at @SlyScoundrel, casting a swift wink at him. ]} There's always next year.

[Jordan. @ValiantIntimacy]

Good point, @SlyScoundrel. I considered alcohol, but I'd bet you have enough of that.

[Jordan. @ValiantIntimacy]

You're welcome, @SlyScoundrel! I would've gotten you a cool present, but I don't know what you like.

[Jordan. @ValiantIntimacy]

I don't know you well, but happy birthday! @SlyScoundrel

[Jordan. @ValiantIntimacy]

Elsa's on my TL... Bae.

[Jordan. @ValiantIntimacy]

@NaughtyVanity's FC though...

[Jordan. @ValiantIntimacy]

Vanity, profanity; it all adds to my insanity. I'm far beyond the breaking point. You all know how this works. Far from new to RP. #RT

[Caroline ✿ @AuroraZeal]

» New character on the block. A distant cousin of #Tyler and #Mason. Back in Mystic Falls to find my true self. Spread the word.

[Jordan. @ValiantIntimacy]

@LethalSass Yeah.

[Jordan. @ValiantIntimacy]

Anytime is convenient for me, @LethalSass.

[Jordan. @ValiantIntimacy]

I suppose. {[ I scan @LethalSass over from top to bottom, eyeing her luscious curves. ]} When do I get to snap a few of you?

[Jordan. @ValiantIntimacy]

Indeed it would, @LethalSass. You could've at least asked me to pose for you.

[Jordan. @ValiantIntimacy]

Taking pictures of me again, @LethalSass?

[Jordan. @ValiantIntimacy]

You caught me. {[ I give @LethalSass a swift wink, a small smirk gracing my lips. ]}

[Jordan. @ValiantIntimacy]

{[ I catch @LethalSass's kiss, putting it down my shirt. ]} Anytime, gorgeous.

[Jordan. @ValiantIntimacy]

@LethalSass Be*

[Jordan. @ValiantIntimacy]

You all should follow this brunette bombshell. I guarantee you won't he disappointed.
---> @LethalSass <---

[Hayley. @AMouthyFatale]

Get me to 700 followers and I'll pay you in gum.

[Jordan. @ValiantIntimacy]

@CockyHowler Laughing so much.