Transformers One (2024) looked like a kidsβ spin-off on paper, and then it actually commits to the origin, builds that D-16 to Megatron turn step by step, and lands way harder than expected.
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, βHey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?β
βAre you nuts?!β she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block, and gets to the corner before she does.
βWould you let me bite your breasts for $1000?β he asks again.
βListen, you! Iβm not that kind of woman! Got it?!β
So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. βWould you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000?β
She thinks about it for a while, and says, βHmmmmmm, $10,000, eh? Okay, just once, but not here. Letβs go to that dark alley over there.β
So they go into the alley where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them, and starts caressing them, fondling them, slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed, and asks, βWell, are you gonna bite them or not?β
βNah,β he replies. β Costs too much.β