༺𓃠 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓴𝔂𝓻𝓪𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𓃠༻

romanticizing the little things ✨

[༺𓃠 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓴𝔂𝓻𝓪𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𓃠༻ @ValkyraEvermore]

wtf is a talking stage merge souls with me rn

[༺𓃠 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓴𝔂𝓻𝓪𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𓃠༻ @ValkyraEvermore]

neeeeed a back rub

[༺𓃠 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓴𝔂𝓻𝓪𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𓃠༻ @ValkyraEvermore]

i deserve to be bred till I pass out

[༺𓃠 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓴𝔂𝓻𝓪𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𓃠༻ @ValkyraEvermore]

life is good just bought more thigh highs

[༺𓃠 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓴𝔂𝓻𝓪𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𓃠༻ @ValkyraEvermore]

hickeys on ass pls give me

[༺𓃠 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓴𝔂𝓻𝓪𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𓃠༻ @ValkyraEvermore]

Good morning to the handsome nerds ONLY!

[༺𓃠 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓴𝔂𝓻𝓪𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𓃠༻ @ValkyraEvermore]

calling him sir and messing with his head

[༺𓃠 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓴𝔂𝓻𝓪𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𓃠༻ @ValkyraEvermore]

his big wet eyes and loser boy personality have captivated me

[༺𓃠 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓴𝔂𝓻𝓪𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𓃠༻ @ValkyraEvermore]

can a girlboss just get a forehead kiss pls

[༺𓃠 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓴𝔂𝓻𝓪𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𓃠༻ @ValkyraEvermore]

when they push up during a straddled makeout.

[༺𓃠 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓴𝔂𝓻𝓪𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𓃠༻ @ValkyraEvermore]

this wouldn’t happen to me if i were a huge dragon

[༺𓃠 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓴𝔂𝓻𝓪𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𓃠༻ @ValkyraEvermore]

women are either good at math or have big boobs

[༺𓃠 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓴𝔂𝓻𝓪𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𓃠༻ @ValkyraEvermore]

so sorry i have listening to music in my underwear scheduled for tonight

[༺𓃠 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓴𝔂𝓻𝓪𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𓃠༻ @ValkyraEvermore]

when i said i liked it rough i didn’t mean my whole life

[༺𓃠 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓴𝔂𝓻𝓪𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𓃠༻ @ValkyraEvermore]

losing my spark please light me on fire

[༺𓃠 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓴𝔂𝓻𝓪𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𓃠༻ @ValkyraEvermore]

what if our private parts collaborated

[༺𓃠 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓴𝔂𝓻𝓪𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𓃠༻ @ValkyraEvermore]

i’m so glad they invented laying on a man’s chest

[༺𓃠 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓴𝔂𝓻𝓪𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𓃠༻ @ValkyraEvermore]

the hottest thing a man can do is be a weird little nerd

[༺𓃠 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓴𝔂𝓻𝓪𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𓃠༻ @ValkyraEvermore]

i’m like if a lover girl escaped the psych ward

[༺𓃠 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓴𝔂𝓻𝓪𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𓃠༻ @ValkyraEvermore]

stop asking me if i have a job. i’m sexy