Uncle Homer

Parody Account of the GREAT Homer Drew. #GoCrusaders #WhatIsAHashTag #TweetingMachine

[Uncle Homer @ValpoHomer]

Bryce is about to pull off the most legendary April Fools joke ever.

[Uncle Homer @ValpoHomer]

That's a good boy! Bryce gets double dessert tonight. https://t.co/qH0YXK37ai

[Valpo Basketball @ValpoBasketball]

Bryce Drew lands among @MedcalfByESPN top-10 candidates for National Coach of the Year! https://t.co/cTHwakeJE9 #GoValpo #HLMBB

[Uncle Homer @ValpoHomer]

The Wright State announcer who keeps saying Valp-uh-ri-so probably went to a Wright State.

[Uncle Homer @ValpoHomer]

You're welcome. Really thought you'd be picking up the tab though. https://t.co/P8HIEB6KH6

[Paul Oren @TVBOren]

Was a great experiencing watching @ValpoBasketball with Homer Drew at Northsides. Something I never thought I'd type. #HLMBB

[Uncle Homer @ValpoHomer]

With the Oregon State game looming, I'm going to try really hard to limit the inappropriate Beaver jokes. This must be how Abraham felt.

[Uncle Homer @ValpoHomer]

Really jazzed about thanksgiving, brought to you by DraftKings. My wife makes a mean Fanduel turkey. #endorsements

[Uncle Homer @ValpoHomer]

I'm gonna need someone to shovel my driveway this winter. Think Tom Crean will be available?

[Uncle Homer @ValpoHomer]

Shout out to the girl screaming profanities at the Valpo players...you're going to make some toothless yokel a lucky man someday

[Uncle Homer @ValpoHomer]

Iona car. Iona house. Iona butt load of grandpa sweaters.

[Uncle Homer @ValpoHomer]

Skgkvlebelxnvkfkalcnfkwkagjejdgdjfjdnznfndj whoops, just had a seizure watching this Oregon/Oklahoma State game

[Uncle Homer @ValpoHomer]

No Christmas this year for anyone.

[Uncle Homer @ValpoHomer]

#bang

[Uncle Homer @ValpoHomer]

I want to punch that Dodd character right in the wiener.

[Uncle Homer @ValpoHomer]

Baylor lost to Georgia State? And you guys wonder why Bryce is my favorite.

[Uncle Homer @ValpoHomer]

The pre-game spelling bee between North Carolina and Harvard is going to be hilarious.

[Uncle Homer @ValpoHomer]

Jimmy's or Broadway #therealselectionsunday

[Uncle Homer @ValpoHomer]

El Salto or El Amigo #therealselectionsunday

[Uncle Homer @ValpoHomer]

Greek's or Gelsosomo's #therealselectionsunday

[Uncle Homer @ValpoHomer]

B-Dubs or Wings Etc. #therealselectionsunday

[Uncle Homer @ValpoHomer]

Keifer Sykes came up a little short tonight.