Valerie Ribeiro

Life Goal: Keep smiling while paddling upstream.

[Valerie Ribeiro @ValRibe14955643]

@TheAmazingBoyd My son is. He is ready for Halloween night. Comes home from Trick-or-Treating and immediately changes into the season's first Christmas pj's. Tree up the first weekend in November.

[Satirical Mommy @SatiricalMommy]

So excited for my kids to return to school so I can spend my free time reading the 50 emails their school sends each day

[Valerie Ribeiro @ValRibe14955643]

@JayEdResists I am neither Republican nor Democratic. I am an independent who wants to think on my own. And me thinks Trump is a heinous person who brought incalculable indignities to the title and respect that SHOULD BE part of the honor and responsibility of being POTUS.

[Jay edwards @JayEdResists]

I like former Presidents who’s homes weren’t searched by the FBI.
#TrumpIsGuilty

[Valerie Ribeiro @ValRibe14955643]

@BrideOfDiablo @EmmanueltheEmu @hiitaylorblake Bwahaha! Hi!!! I can't believe this is where we found each other again! Hope all is well!

[Valerie Ribeiro @ValRibe14955643]

Up since 2 am w/ sick kid, got my visitor w/ cramps, worked on the laptop in the bed b/c sick son will ONLY nap if I'm next to him wearing a certain shirt he can rub for comfort. Still led 3 conference calls and worked all day. Feeling like a boss bitch. #PowerMoms

[Marissa 🍁🎃🧙🏼‍♀️ @michimama75]

Signed 5 out of school early for an appointment and saw another mom signed her kid in late and the reason was “Monday” so I’m on a quest to find her and force her to be my friend.

[Valerie Ribeiro @ValRibe14955643]

@mom_tho Get out of my house. What are you even doing here? I swear if I hear "bruh" one more time...

[Saparmurat Niyazov @saparmuratfaux]

My Mom finally got the courage to bring my Dad's urn into the living room and place it on the mantle. It was bittersweet and caught everyone a little off guard, including my Dad who was just sitting there watching Storage Wars.

[Valerie Ribeiro @ValRibe14955643]

@mom_tho My son tells me I have puffy Cheeto thighs. I'd kill him but (1) I'm too much of a sissy for jail and (2) he apparently loves them and thinks it's a compliment.

[Valerie Ribeiro @ValRibe14955643]

@mom_tho @Lynn_CatsRule She's not wrong. Who IS Susan?

[Valerie Ribeiro @ValRibe14955643]

@mom_tho And for the record...my 8YO just came over and said "Let the worst part of my day commence ". About his math homework. Apparently we feel the same way.

[Valerie Ribeiro @ValRibe14955643]

@mom_tho Does that include with or without the assistance of wine? My Prize is riding on this determination.

[Valerie Ribeiro @ValRibe14955643]

@mom_tho I'm a mom. You might know me from such hits as:

Throw this away; I'm not your maid.

If I have to tell you one more time...

and

Did you flush the toilet and wash your hands?

[Valerie Ribeiro @ValRibe14955643]

@CassandraYoung This week already? I swear it felt like 3 days ago you announced your pregnancy on air. Congrats and good luck! You got this!

[Valerie Ribeiro @ValRibe14955643]

We couldn't even find anywhere to get tested when my FIL had symptoms. We had to shell out $150 to a private lab to get him tested. Then w/ his co-mobidities, the doctor suggested monoclonal antibody treatment. Had had to travel out of state to get it.

[Carlos del Rio @CarlosdelRio7]

When your local ⁦@cvspharmacy⁩ has to post a sign like this outside the store you realize once again that our response to the pandemic has failed. Why can’t there be enough Rapid Tests available & affordable in the middle of a huge surge? ⁦@michaelmina_lab⁩

[Sam Quek @SamanthaQuek]

I spent 90 seconds glued to this video and I regret nothing.

Fascinating bit of Physics this… https://t.co/f75KTw4kYd

[Valerie Ribeiro @ValRibe14955643]

@KrisKling My FIL just tested + on Tues, despite vaxxed & boosted. Had to pay for private test b/c couldn't find any. He drove to AL today to get the monoclonal antibodies b/c multiple co-morbidities. Wore a mask 100%, washed his hands, & still got it. This thing is a beast.

[Valerie Ribeiro @ValRibe14955643]

@ImMoeMitch