Dorian Lorelei

Lorelei, Batter for the Echo Park Fricassees. Absolutely a Vampire. They/Them

((pfp removed cuz of tos change in nov.))
((Blaseball Fanteam OC, Picrew below:))

[Dorian Lorelei @VampireLorelei]

oh right, i never posted my player card, did I?

[Dorian Lorelei @VampireLorelei]

Eclipses all the time again... guess it could be worse?

[🍀 @heartfeltbot]

Homesick. And not sure where home is.

[Dorian Lorelei @VampireLorelei]

@SoupReed Sure, want me to ask if anyone else wants to come along too?

[Dorian Lorelei @VampireLorelei]

majors have the whole starfall thing going meanwhile i think I'm just gonna walk out

not like the universe cares about anything other than what's going on over there anyways lmao

[Dorian Lorelei @VampireLorelei]

@AliothArcturus yeah, they're falling out of the black hole into ilb teams.

meanwhile think we can just pack up and head back to whatevers going on out there. LAi, given the tacos still exist.

[MlatPlat 🏆🩳 @MlatPlat]

Soup is REAL!!

[Dorian Lorelei @VampireLorelei]

no

[MlatPlat 🏆🩳 @MlatPlat]

The Minor Leagues are FAKE?

[Dorian Lorelei @VampireLorelei]

@Manda_Moth The other teams are that lucky? I'm impressed.

[Dorian Lorelei @VampireLorelei]

needed a new outfit i guess

[MlatPlat 🏆🩳 @MlatPlat]

Why I gave THE POPE Soup... (UPDATE)

[Dorian Lorelei @VampireLorelei]

@SoupReed yeah, that counts as a win, i think?

you wanna go get some food on the way back? might as well since we're out

[Dorian Lorelei @VampireLorelei]

@_zeldaC @whobrookeit oh there another catperson for the team

[Dorian Lorelei @VampireLorelei]

@whobrookeit @_zeldaC i mean with fel on the team i feel like its just inevitable that the team is 90% catfolk eventually

[Dorian Lorelei @VampireLorelei]

@whobrookeit makes sense, and we're in the clear on that front yeah

[Dorian Lorelei @VampireLorelei]

@_zeldaC @whobrookeit I mean also the lack of mauling whilst able to spread lycanthropy, but the ice cream sandwiches are good too.

[Dorian Lorelei @VampireLorelei]

@_zeldaC @whobrookeit I mean my history with vampire hunters and catsune alike are not great, so. "May or may not be befriendable" works?

[Dorian Lorelei @VampireLorelei]

@_zeldaC True*

* Does not apply to catsune miku or the people that live in vampire hunter la

[Dorian Lorelei @VampireLorelei]

@_zeldaC Sure, I guess.

And it's great here. It's where all my friends are. And lots of my enemies, but that's not the point.