VampNoob

vampire

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[VampNoob @VampN0Ob]

//quote pinned here's some polls if yall wanna decide if i should bring back a muse i used previously

[𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐘 { 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 } 🏳️‍⚧️ @HollyDaSilly]

@VampN0Ob Make this a poll silly

[VampNoob @VampN0Ob]

@N00byd00by "That's just... weird abit. not surprising tho since we can hold inf number of gears, even the FUCKING SUN"

[VampNoob @VampN0Ob]

"Im probably gonna kill a few people"

[VampNoob @VampN0Ob]

@N00byd00by "Are you like... some type of cartoon character who looks like they're weak but have enough strength to literally hold ANYTHING easily"

[VampNoob @VampN0Ob]

@N00byd00by "Not hurt or anything, I think"

[VampNoob @VampN0Ob]

@N00byd00by "!"

*Vamp falls over but gets back up pretty quick*

"Nearly just fell over"

[VampNoob @VampN0Ob]

@N00byd00by "Eh, more snacks for us"

[VampNoob @VampN0Ob]

@N00byd00by "So its just gonna be me and you"
"Since my guest is busy for the week"

[VampNoob @VampN0Ob]

@N00byd00by "Sounds good, we inviting guest over aswell?"

[VampNoob @VampN0Ob]

@N00byd00by "I never got anything in mind"

[VampNoob @VampN0Ob]

@N00byd00by "I dont know, anything"

[VampNoob @VampN0Ob]

@devesto_F3x "Gonna do what you did to me."
*Vamp sends devesto straight into a wall with a slap*

//hmm i wonder who you stole this from👀

[VampNoob @VampN0Ob]

@N00byd00by "Alright... well what now"

[VampNoob @VampN0Ob]

@N00byd00by "okay..."
"just had to ask because how quick you ate both pizzas"

[VampNoob @VampN0Ob]

@N00byd00by “How often does he feed you”

[VampNoob @VampN0Ob]

@N00byd00by “Does guest ever feed you…”

[VampNoob @VampN0Ob]

@N00byd00by “No thanks, im not hungry”

[VampNoob @VampN0Ob]

@N00byd00by “…”

*he’s shocked from how easy it sounds*

[VampNoob @VampN0Ob]

@N00byd00by “How do you even do that??”

[VampNoob @VampN0Ob]

@N00byd00by “You just inhaled the entire pizza…”

[VampNoob @VampN0Ob]

@N00byd00by “Whatever you s…”
“You fat fuck”

[VampNoob @VampN0Ob]

@N00byd00by *Vamp pays for it all and sits down*

“Quite fat ngl”