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I am a professional dream farmer from the Marianas Trench, and I would die for Steve Buscemi.💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

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My First Mukbang: https://t.co/hTHK6sfl24 via @YouTube

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@CleeWeezy Albus remembered

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@marcantoinecat You’re so neck

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@chateaudechat Breathtaking

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@mcarv_s Both of my sisters have 7-year-olds, and they sometimes end up at my house on the same weekend, and I swear the pitch and frequency of their collective voices could be used as a torture device. I’m good for about 2 hours before I need to lay down somewhere dark and quiet.

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@franzkatka Toing

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@AJamesMcCarthy Albus and Tooth

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@fIametrooper I was so happy when I aged out of my parents’ va insurance. Military healthcare system sucks.

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@shesbonky and sat in the car until they decided to leave. Not to mention, we were at least 1.5-2 hours from their house, so I’m not sure why he thought they would be packed and home in time for him to get to work by 10. We don’t invite him to things anymore, but he still shows up. 3/3

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@shesbonky My sister’s partner was shocked that our family gets along on vacations and outings, then proceeded to ruin the vibes of every subsequent gathering by complaining and throwing fits. We know now why his family probably never had a great time together.

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@shesbonky us coming back down to swim because he needed to get to work by 10am. Again, he KNEW the dates. He HEARD us talking the night before. He waited until the kids were all dressed and in the pool to mention any of this. Then, he got mad when I didn’t help him berate my sister 2/

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@shesbonky An example: I won a trip to Great Wolf Lodge and invited my sister’s family since I don’t have kids. He knew the dates well ahead of time. The day we were going to leave, and after discussing the night before about visiting the water park one last time, he threw a fit about 1/

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@pepperbug Is he sleeping inside a tunnel on their lap? Such innovation!

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@DijahSB Maybe not after what happened with everyone’s taxes.

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@Favwontmiss Also, I’m poor. It cost me like $80 plus tip, and I’ve been using it since 2021-ish.

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@Favwontmiss Personally, I hired a guy on fivver to make my logo (WITHOUT AI!!!!), and I think it came out pretty great. I just told him what I was envisioning and did a little ugly sketch, and he used the talents he’d spent his time honing to bring it to life. It’s that easy.

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@oreoeocat Tooth loves the smell of bleach, so I get the struggle.

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@KiwiCat0703 El Wiwi

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@chewberts I mean, it’s #herspot so idk what you expected.

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@casseekittee Yeah. Mine snore all the time, but I can’t really blame them because so do I.

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@meabh_hushman Tooth disappeared for a good 12+ hours. We made lost cat posts, ran around the neighborhood, etc. Then, he crawled out from under a recliner at 11pm after what must have been the fattest of naps.