The Vanderbilt Slant

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Just got ate out

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“You must be a huge sentient pop-tart if you think we fuckin”

Me asf:

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“You must be a huge sentient pop-tart if you think we fuckin”

Me asf:

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Milkman HQ when John H. Refrigerator drops the fridge

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@elonmusk

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#TrumpMugShot

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Former 45th president and home alone star Donald Trump has released a reprised version of his famed negotiation book. Find “The Art of the Plea Deal” in stores now!

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Class of 2027 in exactly 1 month

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READY TO RUSH

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@AOC SCOTUS finally targeting the real 1%: people of color getting into college

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Hey Supreme Court, affirm THIS action

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Went to McDonalds and Grimace nutted in my shake @McDonalds

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Sitting next to this 10/10 on the plane. Bouta watch 9/11 documentaries and shake my head the whole time

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A modern Icarus (my mom taking back a comforter)

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@elonmusk Fax

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Wait holdup @Grindr isn’t for kings just tryna chase the bag?

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This is how I imagine every single Vanderbilt student is born

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Man covers his new born baby with hundreds 😳 https://t.co/AFEYajIY6N

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@7Veritas4 The Musk Meatriding™ in this thread is absolutely wild

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How the fuck am I supposed to know how bad of a sister I am with BuzzFeed News shutting down?
https://t.co/QdDUYoatTe

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@CornyCultivator bluntosaurus got me searching for foliage

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Hey @SpaceX the last time I had a rapid unscheduled disassembly, I never heard from her again

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Participating in 4/20 so I don't beat the shit out of my son of a bitch stepdad🙏🙏🙏