Dr. Richard Nygard 🐘

I live the way I live, I eat the way I eat, I'll die the way I die - Ron Swanson

[Covie @covie_93]

Why would Iran assassinate trump when he has done more to destroy America in 10 years than the Iranians ever did in 5 decades???

He's their employee of the year.

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

Karoline Leavitt selling her soul to lie and make excuses for that man, just for him to use her as bait to save himself, is unfortunately so fucking funny

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

Pete Hegseth is so bad at his job that even with a budget larger than the next nine largest world militaries combined, he still lost a war to Iran and ran out of munitions.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

If you’re hiding in a catering truck when you control the most powerful military in the world, you aren’t winning.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ BREAKING: Bruno Guimarães to Arsenal, HERE WE GO! 🇧🇷

Agreement in place with Newcastle after long talks and personal terms in place with Bruno since July. Fee worth £75m.

New midfielder for Mikel Arteta. 🔜

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

Three more days until we find out Mitch McConnell has been dead for at least a month!

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Mauricio Pochettino on course to agree new contract & extend reign as USA head coach through to 2030 World Cup. Barring unexpected change of heart 54yo Argentine boss set to remain in charge of #USMNT for next cycle @TheAthleticFC after @AndresCantorGOL https://t.co/TYHr8JVuHm

[Charles Watts @charles_watts]

Not sure many of us would have woken up this morning expecting Chelsea to be trying to sign Jordan Henderson and Danny Welbeck by the end of the day.

Think Welbeck would be very smart. Still a class act.

[Spike @spikesguides]

This is why barely anyone dances at clubs or gets really excited in public or really tries to express themselves other than online.

Some antisocial person with a smart phone is on standby, ready to capitalize on it for clout or a dollars of revenue sharing.

[Eniola Johnson @Eni_jjj]

Messi genuinely changed how I watch football. Sometimes I catch myself expecting other players to see passes, complete dribbles, or make decisions the way he did. Then I remember… no one is Messi, and no one ever will be.

[Covie @covie_93]

They moved on from lindsey graham's death so quickly you'd think he died in a school shooting.

[18 U.S.C. § 2441 @RefrmDemocracy]

Cuomo would be on his eleventh trip to Israel by now.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

12 more days until Mitch McConnell is pronounced dead.

[Bruce @FireNewz]

It only took us 250 years to create a Congress so corrupt that they would sell out to a foreign country. What a shame.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Mitch McConnell would’ve replaced Mitch McConnell 39 fucking days ago.

[Dr. Richard Nygard 🐘 @VanellyVampire]

Players should just retire after winning the World Cup. Prolong their career

[bulletin @BULLETlN]

Maradona literally punched the ball into the net at a World Cup and history still remembers him as a hero and one of the greatest ever. You genuinely think history is going to turn on Messi? I have news for you man…

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I’ll say it again. Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump are exactly why you don’t elect presidents off the fucking TV.

[BeksFCB @Joshua__Ubeku]

Have you noticed that NO media outlet drags Ronaldo for being a failure at the World Cup? 😂😂😂

[Faith Ordway @faithordwaywib9]

kinda wanna get more tattoos