Vanessa

casually allure

[Vanessa @vanessa_Iopez]

So I recently discovered that I can smell when women are ovulating. Isn’t that crazy?! Like the smell is so distinct and strong. I trip out bc they ALL smell that same. I have to ask the ppl with me if the smell it too and they never know what I’m talking about 😭

[Vanessa @vanessa_Iopez]

@ssoulfull I have a tineco. It vacuums and mops at the same time + it’s cordless. Saves soooo much time

[Vanessa @vanessa_Iopez]

It was all fun and games until it was time to pay business taxes

[Vanessa @vanessa_Iopez]

My boyfriend got us Beyoncé tickets!!!!😭♥️ BEYONCÉ YALL😭😭😭

[Vanessa @vanessa_Iopez]

Hoping @piercetheveil plays i don’t care if you’re contagious 🫶

[Vanessa @vanessa_Iopez]

@bvdgaljess 🤭🤭

[Vanessa @vanessa_Iopez]

I only argue with bitches in my tax bracket

[Vanessa @vanessa_Iopez]

Realizing I’m getting older bc none of my clients who are younger than me know who paramore is

[Sean Garrette @seangarrette]

we need an oldest sibling day — I’m a mother too! lmao.

[Vanessa @vanessa_Iopez]

@Kevinjacksoff 😭😭

[Vanessa @vanessa_Iopez]

Last night random strangers put their photo booth pictures in my back pocket. I had no idea till i found them this morning 😂

[Vanessa @vanessa_Iopez]

I asked my client if he had any allergies that i should be aware of and he goes “only to fake bitches”

[Vanessa @vanessa_Iopez]

Someone made a fake x rated account of my receptionist. She’s beautiful so i see why ppl would use her pics to promote their only fans. But the worst part is they made it $0 to subscribe 😭😭😭 lmfaooo I’m offended for her!

[Vanessa @vanessa_Iopez]

@anjelicuh We love a protected queen 💅🏼

[Vanessa @vanessa_Iopez]

@anjelicuh I— you can literally prevent skin cancer by wearing sunscreen 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Vanessa @vanessa_Iopez]

@Kevinjacksoff 🤣

[Vanessa @vanessa_Iopez]

I’m seeing Billie tonight!😭😭