Vanessa Bayer'sTeeth

The self aware teeth with a mysterious ability to tweet thoughts. We're AWESOME teeth and we live in the skull of our hostface, funny person @vanessabayer

[Vanessa Bayer'sTeeth @VanessasTeeth]

M.C. Steady Flossin' says "Ain't no tooths as dope as we, we're just so flossed and clean." #raptooth #Outkast #MCSteadyFlossin'

[Vanessa Bayer'sTeeth @VanessasTeeth]

Why aren't the scientists who figured this out internationally known on the microphone. #ittakestooth #raptooth
https://t.co/viFHPTN0aa.

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Reading back our old tweets, every typo is like a chickpea look-alike stone in a can of chickpeas. IT COULD MAKE ONE OF US CRACK! AAAAAAARGH

[Vanessa Bayer'sTeeth @VanessasTeeth]

Hey all you tooth-hosts out there in Tweetleburg, any of you aware of your sentient teeth or are we all just twittering into the void?

[Vanessa Bayer'sTeeth @VanessasTeeth]

Not sure why but we have the feeling we should be angry about things going on out there. Also, why aren't chia seeds sold with dental floss?

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@FaithGutes don't count your eggs before they're hatched. Or your teeth before you've grown out of your baby teeth. @vanessabayer

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@chrislockefun Not all teeth are self aware. We are. Maybe your cats' teeth are on twitter as well. That would be interesting.

[Vanessa Bayer'sTeeth @VanessasTeeth]

@kmnyc @vanessabayer We're teeth, we don't hear podcasts in here. Good for Nate though, his teeth are still forming so we hope he's brushing

[Vanessa Bayer'sTeeth @VanessasTeeth]

We hope you got out and made your voice heard today instead of reading the twitterings of surreal, satirical sentient teeths.

[Vanessa Bayer'sTeeth @VanessasTeeth]

People say it's surreal that teeth are able to Tweet.

IT IS.

We're here,
We're weird,
Put up with us until your world view can adjust.

[Vanessa Bayer'sTeeth @VanessasTeeth]

Heard it on the toothvine aka twitter, that @SaraJBenincasa had some tooths work done. We all hope her white chompy mouth friends are a-OK.

[Vanessa Bayer'sTeeth @VanessasTeeth]

Thought for the day: We've listened to @Beyonce's Lemonade a lot (the drink is bad for teeth BTW) It's amazing. Can her teeth can tweet?

[Vanessa Bayer'sTeeth @VanessasTeeth]

Been a bit quiet here in toothland. A connection to twitter isn't guaranteed for teeth generally. @vanessabayer still rockin' it though.

[Vanessa Bayer'sTeeth @VanessasTeeth]

🎶Summertime, and being teeth is easy.🎶 Shout out to our bicuspid peeps worldwide. @vanessabayer gots teeth and she ain't afraid to show'em.

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@vanessabayer in New York Times today. Teeth can't read so if any of her friends want to read it aloud in our vicinity we won't complain.

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@snltrivia @nbcsnl likewise wrt being inactive. Gotta get those #tweeth out there.

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@craterlatke we can, and do, dream a video game like that but until @vanessabayer learns to write some code, that's where it stays.

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We teeth had a wee dental freak out when we realized we don't get to dress up when @vanessabayer gets nominated for awards. #thanksalotbrain

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We're thinking of all the underprivileged teeth out there trapped in small mouths. Where's their ribbon and 10k run?

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The tiny small voice of a set of teeth in the mouth of a comedian, transmitted as tweets to a confused populace. Thanks science!