James Italy

GFO Weekly Hot Takes - 90s Sports Talk Style. Jim Rome’s distant cousin. Mostly satire. Mostly.

[James Italy @VanguardUnit23]

@GFOBeanDeanShow @GFOgreenDEAN I’m just salty you turned down my ad inserts for my seminar. I was even going to give a discount code to your listeners - “BEANDEAN” for 20% off!

[James Italy @VanguardUnit23]

“If you need a rumor to riff on, start one!”

[James Italy @VanguardUnit23]

SpeedNO!

[James Italy @VanguardUnit23]

Woah!

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Jeff Hafley said Jalen Tolbert will play the Randy Moss role as the X receiver with Tutu Atwell “closer to the core” in the Jerry Rice role as the Z receiver.

Also Malik Washington will see more work in the Larry Fitzgerald slot role and Greg Dulcich in the Rob Gronkowski role.

[James Italy @VanguardUnit23]

Sell low, buy high! Or something like that.

[James Italy @VanguardUnit23]

@greatestffl I’ve been inspired. Please hold

[James Italy @VanguardUnit23]

AI game recognize AI game.

Wheelchair even!

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York.

Go Spurs Go 🔥👽

[James Italy @VanguardUnit23]

@greatestffl If you did this with Macho and the GFO crew, he might get face to a team right…for most. Their actual names? lol

[James Italy @VanguardUnit23]

Damon’s. The best, Jerry. The best!

[James Italy @VanguardUnit23]

Amateurs

["Guru Larry" Bundy Jr @LarryBundyJr]

An automated A.I. WWE news channel on YouTube tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane!🤣

[James Italy @VanguardUnit23]

Gotta spend these May tokens!

[James Italy @VanguardUnit23]

@GFOAF2k Not sure the studio has the talent. But we gave a digital assistant a try.

[James Italy @VanguardUnit23]

@GFOBeanDeanShow @greatestffl Bean & Dean are meat and potatoes.

James Italy is rot gut whiskey at best.

The Bugle is like the Metro Times - you’re always curious what they have to say, but it’s also a little 🌈

[James Italy @VanguardUnit23]

RFA system has been significantly improved. Rack it.

[James Italy @VanguardUnit23]

@greatestffl https://t.co/bifzrjd8xe

[James Italy @VanguardUnit23]

RFA controversy!

[James Italy @VanguardUnit23]

RFA controversy!

[James Italy @VanguardUnit23]

@GFOAF2k
@BeansGFO

[James Italy @VanguardUnit23]

If you have a topic for a hot take, send it. No script necessary. Just the topic in general.