jardani 🪶

memento mori / what is real will prosper

[PlayStation Nostalgia @PlayStalgiaX]

Real ones know how hard this game went back in the day 🔥

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

family guy stupid lol Peter dumb lol

[mau @rllydu]

it’s cuz you’re always on that damn good kush and alcohol

[jardani 🪶 @vanillaBased_]

@CallofDuty Buns :(

[Never Goon @NeverGoon]

You are supposed to lose it all and get it back that’s called prestige

[Maciej Dobrodziej @M_Dobrodziej]

Warszawa, której nie ma. Lata 30.

Zamroziłem całą ulicę i przeleciałem przez nią kamerą - między przechodniami, tramwajem, szyldami.

Seedance 2.5, jedno archiwalne zdjęcie. Prompt w komentarzu.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[𝔥𝔬𝔬𝔭 🕸️ @finalsnaps]

😭😭

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

nice argument. however i have already portrayed myself as the sleek FDR bullet train and you as the seething coal locomotive.

[jardani 🪶 @vanillaBased_]

@NikTek Even before this, Assassins Creed III had tree parkour….

[aus @sauczsa]

Girl fuck u and those big naturals

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Lauryn Hill just performed Doo Wop then transitioned to Believe What I Say with Ye live at Sofi Stadium 🤯

https://t.co/k5mjzZa5IY

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Ye getting annoyed at the light effects during his performance live at SOFI STADIUM

“THIS IS CORNY BRO”

“IS THIS A SNL SKIT OR SOMETHING”

“WE WENT OVER THIS IN REHEARSAL BRO”

💀💀💀💀💀💀
https://t.co/QqXrZqrD61

[y2k @y2kpopart]

Tommy Hilfiger Advert with the cast of The Faculty (1998)