Van Lovelace

I like a little bit of everything. Pretty stand up guy unless I'm sitting down.

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Fuck anyone talking shit about H.E.R. playing guitar at the Super Bowl.

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Someone’s gotta ask the announcers how the Pittsburgh Steelers nuts taste, they’ve had em in their mouth the whole game.

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Still valid

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So I really hate being alone.

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So I really hate being alone.

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@YouTube a 15 second ad for a 4 second video is unacceptable, just saying.

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The kung fu panda movie series has better fight choreography than most of y’all’s favorite anime, fight me about it.

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Idk why I was so mad about it, but it’s still true.

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Rope dart combat specialists are just super aggressive flow artists shut the fuck up I will be taking no arguments.

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Rope dart combat specialists are just super aggressive flow artists shut the fuck up I will be taking no arguments.

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Fellas, most these bitches aren’t here for a good time and they won’t be around for a long time either. Save yourself the heartache.

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Bro my old tweets are cringe asf god damn 😂

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1.5 IMDb rating, 7% audience score on rotten tomatoes. Take the fucking hint.

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I felt like people were being a little mean to @mindykaling for voicing Velma in the new HBO disaster. But then I found out she was also a producer, so now it’s her fault too and people weren’t being mean enough. Cancel season 2, quit fucking with my childhood.

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I felt like people were being a little mean to @mindykaling for voicing Velma in the new HBO disaster. But then I found out she was also a producer, so now it’s her fault too and people weren’t being mean enough. Cancel season 2, quit fucking with my childhood.

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Proposition: Dragon Metal but from the perspective of the Dragons

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I really don’t care how good your movie looks, I’m not signing up for quibi.

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If she blames her shitty behavior on the stars, she ain’t the one homie

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I’m still voting for @BernieSanders 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Hate being in such a bad mood when the weather is so nice.

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@kaileystclair

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@srl234 I bought his damn jersey last year and now I’m pissed

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I get high off that Metallica part where James goes “gimme that which I desire OOOoooOooOooooo Yeah heh”