Michael Pederson

Bikes, Politics and random stuff. Don't expect anything of note from this stream

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

Friends. Tonite I am sad. @TuckerCarlson believes me too short to date…and yet somehow, miraculously, I remain tall enough to not know what Victor Orban’s ass tastes like! Is it goulash Tucky? Seems like it would be goulash.

[Foywonder @Foywonder]

I'd like to report a murder.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Local Mom Wants Just One Nice Vacation Photo Where Family Isn’t Running From Gunfire https://t.co/fgCQLmRAsN

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Justice Brett Kavanaugh: https://t.co/wciGwLTQ6Y

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Kavanaugh, Thomas Champion Creating Better Future For Next Generation Of Rapists https://t.co/wciGwLTQ6Y

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

The January 6 attack was was not "legitimate political discourse."

[Scott Galloway @profgalloway]

This is the right approach:
Germany is banning #unvaccinated people from accessing all but the most essential businesses to curb the spread of coronavirus.

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

wear it with pride

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

“I don’t know why Tom Selleck is trending.” -people who are 100% of the reason Tom Selleck is trending

[nyvelocity @nyvelocity]

If they're arresting Sign Girl, then I would request the following also be arrested: Borat swimsuit guy, yellow or pink flare guy, that idiot with the horn helmet, anyone running with a selfie stick, and Bob Roll.

[Jack Fennell 🏳️‍⚧️ @JFennellAuthor]

Greta Thunberg waiting in the tall grass for as long as it takes.

[MZS @mattzollerseitz]

I don’t know who to root for in the story

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Based on the fraud committed by Senator Ted Cruz during the Iowa Caucus, either a new election should take place or Cruz results nullified.

[Michael Pederson @VanLucPed]

@BreitbartNews Breitbart is fact checking. That is funny.

[Race Radio @TheRaceRadio]

The Tour started today. @NBCSNCycling & @NBCSports thought it would be good to post a recap on Youtube......of all the crashes🙄

Bike racing is not NASCAR. Zero cycling fans are interested in this. We would rather see a replay of the crazy last 2km.
https://t.co/MKrof9RqZd

[Andrew Weinstein @Weinsteinlaw]

RT if you think the NRA’s tax-exempt status should be revoked.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Throws Garbage Can Through McDonald’s Window Before Looting $2,000 In Big Macs https://t.co/o2XkMd0Btd

[Bobby Lewis @revrrlewis]

archival footage of antifa destroying property, 1945

[Electric Fetus MPLS @efetusmpls]

All you need to know about the Mpls store reopening Wed (5/27) at 10am is right here:
https://t.co/Dch3PBhvUn
If you've place a web order for in-store or curbside pickup, please don't come by for it until we've called you. Some music orders need to wait for restock. Thanks, all!!