VanMan Chris

Used to be a VanMan, then bought an RV. #LifeChangingEvent

[VanMan Chris @VanManChris]

@courtnieann3 Sup?

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I am not Bryan Colangelo

[VanMan Chris @VanManChris]

Just realized my pet raccoons ran away 7 years ago. Shoot.

[Trojan Brand Condoms @TrojanCondoms]

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[VanMan Chris @VanManChris]

Told Clarice I wanted a cheese cake for my bday. She didn't understand. Where's the mozzarella, cheddar, Colby jack, and nacho cheese?

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@cuckert @brandon_mack90 @karliesolum I've been down in the islands partying drinking with Jimmy Buffett. Get your life together Christopher

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@brandon_mack90 @cuckert @karliesolum Well now the people need to know. Does he?

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Party at Thad's tonight. Bring the popcorn and the lube.

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Lou Bega was right "A little bit of Rita is all I need" Cuz nobody needs a lot of that bitch @RitaUckert #MamboNumber5

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Hey @pitbull what's your favorite color?

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I'm convinced the Plumlee dad knocked some chick up in Arizona #Tarczewski

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Apparently the 15 Guinness I drank the first half worked. #GoIrish

[VanMan Chris @VanManChris]

@mattyzimmer You wouldn't miss the female struggles RTs?

[Pube Art @PubeArt]

It's Friday ya'll! Take a few extra minutes getting ready tonight and give your pubes some pizzazz! #pubeart #highfashion

[Pube Art @PubeArt]

@alayna_neace @cassidypall Ladies, trying out a new pube-do tonight. Should I go with the Heisenberg or the Howie Mandel?