Picked up a crazy guy on uber today, instead of getting inside the van, he decided to ride on top of the van and do a quick workout sess, each rep he was screaming "fuck your shorts". Never heard of the company, but with a guy like this I wouldn't be betting against it.
Neuralink activated:
Tokenize everything, hack vlad's phone and change his pfp to VAN TENEV, make ELON post and comment "Where can I buy this". Make no mistakes.