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I tweet about sports, food, music and other dumb stuff.

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@DaprilEnormous @DraftKings Thank you for your support haha

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It’s been 5 days since I hit a $7,500 parlay and @DraftKings still hasn’t paid me my money. I’ve reached out to support and all I get are AI drafted replies.

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@BarackObama Oh, we know.

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@jimmyjohns in Broad Ripple forgets my chips EVERY TIME. I am devastated.

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@khamenei_ir You don’t want no smoke, old man.

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@Mappy6984 Dude needs to chill out and eat an edible.

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@ShedeurSanders More like “SECONDARY” in the minds of NFL GMs

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@stephenasmith 🎻🎻🎻

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@issuu your platform won’t let me embed YouTube videos into my publication. Is this a bug? I’ve tried Chrome and Safari.

What am I doing wrong?

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I don’t mind when the baby wakes up at 5am because Chicago @Cubs baseball is on the air! #marqueeintokyo

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @seanhannity That amount of gear is so over the top lol

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@YaOnlyLivvOnce You want to be Rhea so bad

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@RachelBitecofer @elonmusk With water. Duh.

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@VinceMcMahon See you at Royal Rumble, Mr. McMahon!

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GOD. COUNTRY. NOTRE DAME!

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@Ky1eLong Wait. WWE is scripted?

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@TCus2408 @AlTheBoss03 100000%

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@BBGreatMoments Looks like a bunch of hanging breaking balls to me. Bring that shit to the show and watch ‘em fly 500+ ft.

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@MLB Pay this man @Cubs

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@wingoz @Chiefs What are you trying to say?