alpha male

and you did it at my birthday dinner

[alpha male @VANWOMBAT]

@TheMilSimGuy08 Bc my PS3 is bricked my guy and I wanna play OG Mob of the Dead and Buried thx

[alpha male @VANWOMBAT]

@Treyarch @IronGalaxy Playing Buried in the great year of 2026 😮‍💨 Please include all the DLCs ty

[alpha male @VANWOMBAT]

@hantalkstaylor Pay for not having a co-rider?

[alpha male @VANWOMBAT]

@hoddsuspenders It’s a bubble. Paying out early investors

[alpha male @VANWOMBAT]

@charli_xcx Next Level Charli 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🙏

[alpha male @VANWOMBAT]

@janicesguitar Girl stfu dummie troll

[alpha male @VANWOMBAT]

@LaneTheTurtle @thermalmode_ This is quite literally my cousin’s name - it is indeed pronounced like Clay

[alpha male @VANWOMBAT]

@suzietoot @worshipathena Be careful diva if you ratio her she’ll jump off a bridge </3

[Duca @big_duca]

“Dude did you vibe code this slop? This feature sucks!”

Been getting this more recently.

And no, I didn't “vibe” it.

Did you ever consider, for one single second…

That I might just be retarded?

And I wrote this organic slop myself?

[j @whoisjono]

How it feels to listen to Dry Spell by @KaceyMusgraves

[alpha male @VANWOMBAT]

@dionnewarwick Charli XCX

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@phantom_threadz @stockpiledclay You forgot Randall’s name?

[chris @wheresmywigggg]

Charli getting Sky Ferreira in the studio for Wuthering Heights

[alpha male @VANWOMBAT]

@WillKremer We are SO FUCKED

[alpha male @VANWOMBAT]

@datsaustinn @altjaminc No that’s fair

[alpha male @VANWOMBAT]

@penthyri Woof

[alpha male @VANWOMBAT]

@penthyri Alright, still pretty cool <3

[alpha male @VANWOMBAT]

@penthyri Is that a Spiders tattoo 👀