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gtfo, scumbag.

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#ICantStandWhen - Always. I can't stand. It doesn't suit my person. I sit.

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#fourwordsyoudontwanttohear We're out of whiskey.

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#fourwordsyoudontwanttohear Son, you are adopted.

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#fourwordsyoudontwanttohear This is Sawada Tsunayoshi.

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I just got offered ice as a dessert. Isn't it obvious to you scum that I'd rather not see ice ever again?

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One of the exploding easter eggs set the garden on fire and I really can't remember when people started calling us "the elite".

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#thingsihateinthemorning Everything. Actually - #thingsihateallthetime Everything.

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#thingsihateinthemorning Getting up. Not getting up. Breakfast. Not having breakfast. Alcohol. No alcohol. Work. No work. You.

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Someone decided to put colored eggs in the garden that explode when you shoot them. And actually that was a fucking good idea. I'm confused.

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#allgirlsarebeautiful until the alcohol wears off.

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Huh. Somehow I forgot about this fuckery here.

[The Batman @God_Damn_Batman]

Reasons to be depressed: 1. Twilight made 140 million this weekend. 2. My parents are dead.

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#wordsthatcanstartawar "I'm pregnant." Duh, loads of sarcastic congrats to @SuperbiSqualo.

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#wordsthatcanstartawar "You will be Vongola Tenth."

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Ah. Seems like the Annual Celebration of Cuban Dumbness is taking place again. We're being attacked.

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Happy Birthday to my worst fangirl. Congrats, @_MrsJones - you actually managed to survive another year.

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Really fucking angry. Just saying.

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Maybe someone should take care of this mess of corpses and blood in our entrance hall. I could get really angry if it doesn't stop stinking.

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@Hibari_Kyouya Surprisingly, that's exactly my opinion.

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I guess I had a good New Year's Eve. Well, I can't remember shit. Must've been awesome.