Steph Kart 2: 2 - All You Can Furious Drift

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[Steph Kart 2: 2 - All You Can Furious Drift @Variant_Human]

Say hi to me! I helped make a video game!

[🐸 Frog Bath 🛁 @PlayFrogBath]

Say hi to Stephen, a Systems & Level Designer for Frog Bath! With how involved Stephen was developing our game's froggy movement, it's no wonder his level is one literally fit for a King! 🐸👑🏰 #FrogBath #IndieGameDev

[Alex Prompter @alex_prompter]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

[Steph Kart 2: 2 - All You Can Furious Drift @Variant_Human]

At the skatepark at 8:00am with the other chopped uncs. Absolutely washed out here in defiance of God.

[Steph Kart 2: 2 - All You Can Furious Drift @Variant_Human]

@ging_gong59982 Love this art!

Shouldn't he be holding it with his two thumbs up?

[Steph Kart 2: 2 - All You Can Furious Drift @Variant_Human]

This is a weekly occurrence when you live in burlington vermont.

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

saw my opps walking their bike up a gentle incline

[Steph Kart 2: 2 - All You Can Furious Drift @Variant_Human]

OKAY!!! I'm going to have some FUCKING macaroni and FUCKING cheese!

[Steph Kart 2: 2 - All You Can Furious Drift @Variant_Human]

The decline of the American shopping mall is entirely due to its unwillingness or inability to create space for the indian culinary tradition at its food courts. We live at a rare point in history during which chicken korma, round one, lamb vindaloo and orange julius all exist.

[Steph Kart 2: 2 - All You Can Furious Drift @Variant_Human]

"I looked at the scenery, she read her magazine,
And the moon rose over an open field..."

[Steph Kart 2: 2 - All You Can Furious Drift @Variant_Human]

Planes are ok I guess but something different happens to you when you are looking out over scenic mountains and valleys through the window of a train or bus listening to folk music from the 1960's.

[Steph Kart 2: 2 - All You Can Furious Drift @Variant_Human]

Planes are ok I guess but something different happens to you when you are looking out over scenic mountains and valleys through the window of a train or bus listening to folk music from the 1960's.

[Steph Kart 2: 2 - All You Can Furious Drift @Variant_Human]

If the Mario Galaxy doesn't have Mr. Gay in it I'm going to be pissed.

[Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin]

**Harry Potter trailers releases** This is the end result of an infantilized society. Our culture is beyond repair

**Nintendo drops this poster** we better get Slippy or I will scream at the ticket guy

[Kaze Emanuar @KazeEmanuar]

I'm so mariopilled that to me, MAR10 day is just day...

[Steph Kart 2: 2 - All You Can Furious Drift @Variant_Human]

Buhurt people buhurt people

[Steph Kart 2: 2 - All You Can Furious Drift @Variant_Human]

Just saw a girl with faded low rise jeans, a tank top and a necktie. Welcome back Avril Lavigne

[Steph Kart 2: 2 - All You Can Furious Drift @Variant_Human]

Shaving my whole body before I meet Super Mario, just in case... well almost my whole body

[Steph Kart 2: 2 - All You Can Furious Drift @Variant_Human]

Unironically one of the most incredible moments in all of NTBTS.

[Jojosh 2: the unsummoning @Qazik11]

Can’t wait to jump into the metaverse in just a few more years #oculus #applevisionpro

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

I used to get so mad when Ben 10 didn’t use the aliens I liked

[Steph Kart 2: 2 - All You Can Furious Drift @Variant_Human]

Girlfriend just called me a deli-pilled sandwich-cel

[Steph Kart 2: 2 - All You Can Furious Drift @Variant_Human]

Man looking in my drafts is like looking in the attic of an elderly relative. Half of it is like "Woah! What is this doing in here?!?!" and the other half is like "Ew, what is this doing in here?"

[Splenda Pappy @caroline_oreo]

Gilgamesh, king of Uruk: honey I’m home from my doomed quest with my friend Enkidu

Gilgamesh’s fujoshi wife: how was it👀