David Varquez

A gentleman farmer, sans farm.
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Born under a shooting star in a blizzard on the winter's solstice.

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@BetteMidler Girl crush and she can't handle it.

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@CaroleeCarmello Rose Cannoli

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@karlhess Eh... certainly found a novel way to go.

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@gtconway3d @SecretService @StateBarofGA Lin Wood is a man? I did not know?

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@gtconway3d @SecretService @StateBarofGA Where does that end? Pence goes first...who goes second? Careful with that shit because it could be you.

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@BarbraStreisand Tar and feather them. For a start.

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@BarbraStreisand You would think the CIA would know how to handle this.

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@JackieHoffman16 Well...it ought to be.

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@jenashtep Err...

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I feel like I have been living in a Pirandello play these past four years. Drop the curtain. I'm ready for something new.

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@critica18495985 @pauldminshall @billiam2626 @Jared_Carrabis BINGO! And that exact same thing could be said of you.

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@ChrisLehmann_ @Jared_Carrabis Turned my stomach.

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@KatoriHall @PValleySTARZ Fantastic!

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SUGAR PLUM, a Bengal in NY, needs a home now! See her on https://t.co/p5b0SCgLMR #TwitterACritter https://t.co/ORyDs5TXxX

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@Lynnbrooklyn And you shoulda' said "friends or clients?"

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@Lynnbrooklyn Try never to park behind drunk white people. They're a pain in the ass.

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Jupitar And Buddha - Male Bengal Cat For Adoption in New Jersey, United States | Profile ID: 38150 https://t.co/GmxeYdKnUl

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@marilyn12718159 Retire her.