Joshua Vasby-Burnie

[Joshua Vasby-Burnie @VasbyBurn]

@realMaalouf Presumably no one in Islam has been able to work out that someone with 100x the normal sexual powers and with 70 virgins is unlikely to be completely satisfied.

[Joshua Vasby-Burnie @VasbyBurn]

@GordonBrown Labour received 10.3 million votes in 2019 and 9.7 million in 2024. Well done Keir.

[Joshua Vasby-Burnie @VasbyBurn]

@GadSaad 10% would be a good initial limit. It's still at the point where the government is taking too much (1 Samuel 8:11-17), but we should at least start by going down to that level.
(Exceptions could be made in times of war or extreme natural disasters).

[Joshua Vasby-Burnie @VasbyBurn]

@Nicklezard You're asking a hard task. How can you explain to a child that giving him or her lots of free things paid for by other people is a bad idea?

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@BrephosUK Abortion will go the way of the Atlantic slave trade, and for similar reasons. I hope it will happen in my life time.

[Joshua Vasby-Burnie @VasbyBurn]

@Cr7Godbrand And women tend to have a stronger desire to emotionally connect through talking... does this give them the right to have multiple husbands?

[Joshua Vasby-Burnie @VasbyBurn]

@paulkhammond @j_bambrick Weird how the God who said "Thou shalt not kill" also said that a murderer should be executed. Perhaps you could help God out on his theology and ethics.

[Joshua Vasby-Burnie @VasbyBurn]

@sciantificnew If all governments at all time have only ever been virtuous I would 100% agree with you.

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@j_bambrick Hanging is good enough. By doing so we also hand them over to God.

[Joshua Vasby-Burnie @VasbyBurn]

@JenOliverQC @SamanthaCovin18 Lucifer is a created being, unlike Jesus.

[Joshua Vasby-Burnie @VasbyBurn]

@vult_dues 1/72 of a man?

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@BrephosUK @MSIchoices Someone needs to print some stickers saying, "As does abortion".

[Joshua Vasby-Burnie @VasbyBurn]

@ChrisGPackham I was under the impression you wanted to discourage travel.

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@BrephosUK So this is what "not regretting my abortion" means...

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@bazinga_smith @PeterMcCormack Create a high minimum wage for immigrants. Most people are happy for a small number of highly skilled immigrants - a high minimum wage for them will accomplish that.

[Joshua Vasby-Burnie @VasbyBurn]

@VoteGreenNorth I'd rather reduce their salaries and keep the food subsidies - I want MPs mixing with one another and hopefully getting to know each other, understand (though not necessarily agreeing with) the other's politics and where possible build consensus on issues.

[Joshua Vasby-Burnie @VasbyBurn]

@PolitlcsUK Hannah Spencer is going to ask a question at PMQ.
Someone writes a joke for Starmer about the Greens.
Starmer doesn't know how to answer the question, but he falls back on the joke anyway.

[Joshua Vasby-Burnie @VasbyBurn]

@alexcj @Lincs_Wheelman @JasonPalmer1971 @beatrismouse @ClarkeMicah What's the occupancy of buses? Why pick the worst possible case for cars and the best possible case for buses?

[Joshua Vasby-Burnie @VasbyBurn]

@Lincs_Wheelman @JasonPalmer1971 @beatrismouse @ClarkeMicah Love the assumption it requires 60 cars to move 60 people, but only one bus to move 60 people.

[Joshua Vasby-Burnie @VasbyBurn]

@firasmodad It's probably existential for Restore as well. If they gain fewer votes than Reform the 'they split the vote' narrative will be much harder to shake off; if they beat Reform, Restore have a good case that Reform split the votes. Better doing this before the general election.