Peter “Angry Elf” Dinklage

[Peter “Angry Elf” Dinklage @Vasectomy14]

you think mr. mendoza watches ?

[Peter “Angry Elf” Dinklage @Vasectomy14]

someone needa get these for a deaf autistic kid and let him cook

[Peter “Angry Elf” Dinklage @Vasectomy14]

need that pluribus hive mind for de-boarding a plane. stg it’s 90% of these people’s first day on earth

[Peter “Angry Elf” Dinklage @Vasectomy14]

chopped shit with gyatt should be the 8th deadly sin

[Peter “Angry Elf” Dinklage @Vasectomy14]

@donnyloveshuzz rest in peace goat

[Paxton “Peaky” Kensington @PeakyKensington]

Get Minter (Enrique’s 2010 Nissan Altima) up and moving around

[Peter “Angry Elf” Dinklage @Vasectomy14]

picking my nose and rubbing my boogers on the hostel wall

[Peter “Angry Elf” Dinklage @Vasectomy14]

holy fuck. @iamRealGaryJ i an need u to bring my TP. wear one of these tho, it’s like chernobyl in here

[Peter “Angry Elf” Dinklage @Vasectomy14]

i’m hung like a pair of nat geo’s. taking a shit and every time i push i think my brain is gunna come out of my ears

[Peter “Angry Elf” Dinklage @Vasectomy14]

@donnyloveshuzz 9:01 jerk to aforementioned cartoon

[Peter “Angry Elf” Dinklage @Vasectomy14]

mariners just played “see you again”after cannon gave up 7 and got pulled in the second🤣

[Peter “Angry Elf” Dinklage @Vasectomy14]

spraying poo-pourri after a piss because i fucked a 2 last night and my dick stinks

[Peter “Angry Elf” Dinklage @Vasectomy14]

@iamRealGaryJ is that when u had sex with the 46 year old midget?

[Peter “Angry Elf” Dinklage @Vasectomy14]

this what i watch in my uber. we are not the same…(ignore foot ads)

[Peter “Angry Elf” Dinklage @Vasectomy14]

yo bro you’ve been shampooing way too much. me and all the boys have been talking about how often you’re shampooing

[Peter “Angry Elf” Dinklage @Vasectomy14]

@donnyloveshuzz “which one of u is hotter?”

[Peter “Angry Elf” Dinklage @Vasectomy14]

bonnie blue

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Cannulated animals are animals (typically cows, sheep, or goats) that have undergone a surgical procedure to insert a cannula (a tube-like device) into a specific part of their digestive tract, most commonly the rumen (the largest stomach compartment in ruminants).

[Peter “Angry Elf” Dinklage @Vasectomy14]

am i pussy for using ac?

[Peter “Angry Elf” Dinklage @Vasectomy14]

ripped a double celly in the mirror after my morning shit

[Peter “Angry Elf” Dinklage @Vasectomy14]

@thegeorgecarter i also crushed an iced coffee earlier this morning. niggas is crying