Vaughn Winchell

I've left Twitter.

@order_for_alex on Threads. @orderforalex on Bluesky.

[Vaughn Winchell @VaughnWinchell]

@SpoonyC76 @matthewsbunch @zer0bandwidth @drewmagary At my house, part of the ritual of watching #Jeopardy involves me saying, "I could take these people! You know who they should let on this show?" and my wife blandly replying, "You, they should put you on this show," in the tone of voice you might use to placate a pre-schooler.

[Vaughn Winchell @VaughnWinchell]

I intend this to be my last tweet.

I am done with musk, done with his antisemitism, done with his hostility to queer people and causes, done with his bizarre refusal to support Ukraine against Russian invasion.

I am order_for_alex on Threads and https://t.co/XL8mG3tDBi.

[Vaughn Winchell @VaughnWinchell]

@CJayMahoney .@MattWalshBlog, OTOH, does have a wife and a LOT of children, which is why he fills his life with meaningful activity, such as...um...dragging a woman whom he does not know on twitter.

[Vaughn Winchell @VaughnWinchell]

@kairyssdal Well, first thing is, we make sure we out-vote those sonofabitches.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

You folks ever heard of a mirror?

[Vaughn Winchell @VaughnWinchell]

@RonFilipkowski Nah...the Wizard had more depth and substance. And more credibility.

[Vaughn Winchell @VaughnWinchell]

@BruceBartlett She's made a lotta money by knowing things, Bruce!

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Man whose party is currently banning books/subject matter; rewriting history; trying to outlaw same-sex marriage; ban contraception; and force pregnancy, labor, and parenthood on child rape victims wants to know why these damn liberals want to control every aspect of your life.

[Vaughn Winchell @VaughnWinchell]

@carencey Yikes!

[Vaughn Winchell @VaughnWinchell]

@MollyJongFast Honestly, I cannot imagine any situation in which Mitch McConnell would be even the slightest bit generous.

[Vaughn Winchell @VaughnWinchell]

@GameshowFan9821 I wonder what made him think that anybody who likes game shows would want to hear anything whatsoever from him.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Translation: I’m finding out this ecosystem I helped create isn’t all that much fun.

[Vaughn Winchell @VaughnWinchell]

I keep a list.

It's very long.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

What do you think is wrong with Mitch McConnell?

[Vaughn Winchell @VaughnWinchell]

I assume "medically clear" means that returning to work won't kill him or seriously damage his health.

I doubt it means @LeaderMcConnell is in tip-top shape for the job.

McConnell ‘medically clear’ to do job, says attending physician to Congress

https://t.co/GDcvXQxTqE

[Vaughn Winchell @VaughnWinchell]

#VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

MAGA activist Laura Loomer suggested she won’t get married and have kids if Trump doesn't win the 2024 election.

Thoughts?

[Vaughn Winchell @VaughnWinchell]

@RonFilipkowski He sure does say...a lot of stuff, doesn't he?

[Vaughn Winchell @VaughnWinchell]

@Goofyunc Well, maybe...until the locusts get there.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

'Eighty-six' is slang meaning "to throw out," "to get rid of," or "to refuse service to."

It comes from 1930s soda-counter slang meaning that an item was sold out.

The most common theory as to why it was used is that it is rhyming slang for 'nix.'

[Vaughn Winchell @VaughnWinchell]

@MerriamWebster Somewhat ironically, it's "quotidian."

[Vaughn Winchell @VaughnWinchell]

Well...yeah, he does. And so far, the evidence suggests that he's not wrong about that.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Donald Trump claims that when he was president, "We were the most respected country in the world, more respected than America ever was."

Does Trump think his supporters are that stupid?

[Vaughn Winchell @VaughnWinchell]

@MarshaBlackburn Do you seriously think your obsessive rage-tweeting about Joe Biden does ANYTHING AT ALL to improve working Americans' lives?

Don't you have work to do? Don't you have constituents to serve?