𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑱𝒂𝒄𝒌 .

“okay, pumpkin.@BANDlTSON “☆ 彡|| ‼️MDNI ||☆||mun over 20 || ☆ || inappropriate/harsh humor within RP||☆||plotting/banter/crack all welcomed and appreciated.||ミ☆

[𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑱𝒂𝒄𝒌 . @VAULTSINSANITY]

ミ☆ “𝙉𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙚𝙨, 𝙠𝙞𝙙, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮'𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙨. 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙣𝙚.”
✎ 𝐻𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝐽𝑎𝑐𝑘
☆-MV & MS
☆-SFW || NSFW

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(BORDERLANDS PARODY)

[𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑱𝒂𝒄𝒌 . @VAULTSINSANITY]

// I promise to be back as soon as I can!! No wifi and low working data rn 🤯

[𝘓𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘼𝙬𝙖𝙮 .ᐟ @LAUGHAWAYJACK]

ᅠᅠ ◜𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙪𝙣𝙚◞

♡ ┇ ↺

𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗼𝘄 ↴
https://t.co/2IgjjX8jn5

[𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑱𝒂𝒄𝒌 . @VAULTSINSANITY]

(+) hand continued small rocks to hopefully get the other man up.

they would get increasingly faster..rougher. he’d start laughing too because he was simply enjoying bothering the bar owner now.

[𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑱𝒂𝒄𝒌 . @VAULTSINSANITY]

“ wake up, sugar spice, slept in longer than usual this time. “

Jack was up for the morning, a hand shaking at @BANDlTSON’s shoulder where he had left him in bed. it was one of their usual mornings besides the sleeping in. Jack had woken up a little bit ago, prepared (+)

[𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑱𝒂𝒄𝒌 . @VAULTSINSANITY]

(+)himself some coffee and took a shower. despite how much time he took August was still sleeping. he figured waking him up now rather than later would be better. otherwise he’d probably loose a finger or two.

slowly he sat on the side of the bed and took a sip. the opposing (+)

[𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑱𝒂𝒄𝒌 . @VAULTSINSANITY]

(+) hand continued small rocks to hopefully get the other man up.

they would get increasingly faster..rougher. he’d start laughing too because he was simply enjoying bothering the bar owner now.

[𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑱𝒂𝒄𝒌 . @VAULTSINSANITY]

(+)himself some coffee and took a shower. despite how much time he took August was still sleeping. he figured waking him up now rather than later would be better. otherwise he’d probably loose a finger or two.

slowly he sat on the side of the bed and took a sip. the opposing (+)

[𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑱𝒂𝒄𝒌 . @VAULTSINSANITY]

I don’t care WHO pandora sends,

i’m not PAYING FOR FUNERALS

[𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑱𝒂𝒄𝒌 . @VAULTSINSANITY]

(+) few steps to the side to let August pass if he so desired. beyond that he was prepared to take his own leave and simply await a text. or send his own. this definitely riled the madman.

[𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑱𝒂𝒄𝒌 . @VAULTSINSANITY]

in full, dramatic effect, Jack took a step back and placed his free hand over his heart. he gasped, left his mouth open a little bit before it simmered into his usual smirk.

“ i’m baffled, pumpkin. i’m HURT, even. need I remind you I have a whole ass FANCLUB dedicated (+)

[𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑱𝒂𝒄𝒌 . @VAULTSINSANITY]

(+) to me? you’re lucky as hell to be riding my cock whenever you want. “

he cooed and casually shoved the undergarment into his jacket pocket where it was previously. “ anyways.. I expect to get a text from you in the next hour or so? “ Jack crossed his arms and took a (+)

[𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑱𝒂𝒄𝒌 . @VAULTSINSANITY]

(+) talking to hopefully keep August engaged.

“ what uh-.. well shit. what happened, cupcake? “

[𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑱𝒂𝒄𝒌 . @VAULTSINSANITY]

per usual Jack had made one of his surprise visits to August’s bar, sitting on the stool that’s he’s seemed to claim. before he could perk up with a snarky remark to the other man as he entered— he was watching in silence.

the stumbling was one thing, really catching (+)

[𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑱𝒂𝒄𝒌 . @VAULTSINSANITY]

(+) door behind. reaching for the cabinet since he saw August reaching for it, he’d search for tweezers himself.

“ ya’know.. on Helios we have this cool ass medical equipment to extract bullets really quick. then patch you up- POOF! healed. a lot easier yeah? “ Jack kept (+)

[𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑱𝒂𝒄𝒌 . @VAULTSINSANITY]

i am WAYYYYY too tired to be awake right now.

is it the afternoon?

yeah?? and??

[𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑱𝒂𝒄𝒌 . @VAULTSINSANITY]

@BANDlTSON

[ً @holyaches]

i feel crazy in ways i never say. will you still love me if it turns out i'm insane?

[𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑱𝒂𝒄𝒌 . @VAULTSINSANITY]

@BANDlTSON @CRIMELOYALTY // UPDATE THEY FUCKIN

[𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑱𝒂𝒄𝒌 . @VAULTSINSANITY]

@BANDlTSON @CRIMELOYALTY // mf that EDWIN