晓🤎

Economist.

[Bina Ivwa @BaNaartjieice]

Just found out my brother ordered football boots for my son. Mind you, said son was born on Monday🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

[solé @layxsnv]

Me after realizing how expensive I am

[Eddie Black @Eddieblackbaby]

We’ve all moved to Apple TV 😅

[Motion Drive Slim @Almightyfran_]

You can name this app whatever u want I’m never deleting it 😂😂😂

[Jason Fox @jason_fox]

If I see you using an iPhone Duo in a restaurant, I will have my check sent to your table.

[Trill. @Dtrill_]

Invest in yourself. The ROI is insane.

[Prairie Builders Group 𝕏 @PrairieBuilders]

Ukiambia fundi uende na yeye hardware ulipe mwenyewe

[jardelito @jardelito]

Primeira vez que eu vejo o Word e o Excel dançando

[big t @pureuranium]

been at the club for 5 minutes and barcelona have already managed to crucify jesus again

[$ @jxtsummer]

i just wanna thank God for what's about to come

[𝐸⛷️ @CuleFermin]

me sneaking back into supporting Argentina when Thiago Messi makes his debut in 2034

[Dionne NYC @missglamorous]

Going to the gym and realizing I’m losing more laundry detergent than weight.

[39 @39billion]

Messi, you’re not the only one retiring from Argentina today, I’m retiring too.

[U͛🇸🇳⭐️⭐️ @iamuthman1]

Moi et l’équipe nationale d’Argentine après la retraite de Messi 😌

[Daniel @General_D__]

Lived it. Loved it.

Farewell @Argentina

[Musk Jnr. 🀄🇺🇸Gadgets 🔌 @_FarouqOlami]

Thank you Argentines, it was fun to be one of y’alls since 2014

[Die @DieSampayo]

Messi presentó la renuncia el último día hábil del mes para cobrar el sueldo entero, es uno de los nuestros.

[Berneese @theberneese]

Today I announce my retirement as an Argentina fan

[WHYMYCATISSAD @INFLUENCERjr]

Mange will go down in history as one of the most intelligent and impactful female activists this country has ever had.

[lourdes ⛧ @lourdescinalli_]

En un mundo donde todo es copie y pegue de chat gpt, Messi te sube la foto de su carta escrita a mano.