Kevin Schoolfield

Husband, Father, Middle School Math Teacher...living the dream.

[Kevin Schoolfield @VBallSchooly]

@MMadrigalGMS Congrats!!!

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Something I said that made a difference with a student today: “I’m never going to give up on you, and I’m never going to leave you alone, so you might as well try.”

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Student: Ok, I’ll be honest. I just pulled that out of my anus. Me: Well, at least you didn’t use a cuss word.

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Me: Are you working or talking? Student: I AM actually. Me: That doesn’t answer my question.

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The power is out today. Student: I’m bored. Can I charge my phone? Me: You mean in the building with no power? Student: wait...

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Me: We get out of class at our normal time today. Student: When do we get out of class?

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Me: When you finish, put your paper to the side and pick up your next assignment. Student: Do we turn it in now?

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Student: Were you about to sneeze? Me: No. I was yawning. Student: Didn't look like it. Me: Ok...

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Me: Hello. Student: Hello. I am going to get fat over Thanksgiving.

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Me: Good morning. Student: Whaaaat? Me: I said good morning. Student: ...(confused look)

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While practicing comparing and contrasting with houses and apartments, Student: They can both get robbed.

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Student at the top of his lungs while everyone is working quietly on math lessons: "Man, it smells like fruit loops up in this piece!"

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Me: Why is your phone on? Student: I don't know. I didn't turn it on. There is a poltergeist in your room.

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Me: Show your work. Student: What do you mean? Me: Write minus 1. Student: Oh, you actually have to DO it.

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A student just recited the pledge of allegiance with his left hand over the right side of his chest... Maybe he was made in a mirror image?

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@ericlockwood23 These go to 11...

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Me: You guys ever feel like cattle? Student: What’s a cattle?

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Me: Start on la frente of the sheet. Student: I don't speak French.

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#GodBlessAmerica #July4thWeekend #4thOfJuly2017

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Student 1: Would you rather be deaf or blind? Student 2: Dude, if you were blind, you literally would not be able to see anything.