Breland

Bone Crusher is my dad. I'M NEVER UPDATING MY ITUNES #BANHMIBOYZ

[Breland @VCBreland]

I know I need a haircut cause I walked by a barbershop today and dude inside tried to flag me down.

[Breland @VCBreland]

How many grown men that paint their face and dress like dipshits for football games, are also against drag shows?

[Breland @VCBreland]

@hyphy_hyna It’s really good and worth the watch, it’s just some heavy shit.

[Breland @VCBreland]

Finished attack on titan. I’m ready to smoke cigarettes again.

[Breland @VCBreland]

Me after installing our bidet:

[Breland @VCBreland]

Free Palestine

[Breland @VCBreland]

If you refrigerate peanut butter you deserve the gulag

[Breland @VCBreland]

I can’t wait for crazy advanced prosthetics; I’m tryna get some bionic legs and jump over a school bus.

[Breland @VCBreland]

The worst part of watching The Bear isn’t the anxiety caused from past service industry trauma; it’s seeing all the fire ass clothes I can’t afford.

[Breland @VCBreland]

Grimes is so lame lol

[Breland @VCBreland]

My neighbor yelled at someone for smoking near the building this morning; and now she’s been on speakerphone on her porch for an hour and I find that infinitely more annoying

[Breland @VCBreland]

@DragonflyJonez If that corgi ends up being right I’m never donating to another animal shelter long as I live

[Breland @VCBreland]

Indiana Jones really just runs around killing nazis all day

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

🔱 RETWEET TO WIN 🔱

We’re giving away a @JRODshow44 City Connect jersey and all you have to do is hit that RT button for a chance to win. You can also grab yours from the @MarinersStore at T-Mobile Park and our Downtown location.

#SeaUsRise x City Connect

[Breland @VCBreland]

I wouldn’t hold your breath, you’re not the only one asking and I’m pretty sure @hydingadork is either scamming or had crazy production issues at this point.

[̗̀٩(֊ ̫֊ ۶)໒꒱ ̖́ @emtheplanet]

has anyone received a @spicewearstore hoodie at all? like i ordered mine in october and it STILL hasn’t came and customer service is no help ☹️

[Breland @VCBreland]

Britney decided to break the silence of our cuddle time in bed by asking me “have you ever looked at your butthole?”

[Breland @VCBreland]

The Mariners are trying really hard to ruin my excitement for Kelenic finally being good.

[Breland @VCBreland]

Hearing stories from friends who are teachers, about their students, has made me realize how truly fucked we are as a society.

[Breland @VCBreland]

I simply choose to remember that every meme I show Britney made her laugh