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[Tyrell 🦈 @Williamsjack22]

Please take care of yourself, we got a lot of dumb bitches going into nursing

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"connected without internet" is easily in the top two ragebaits.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Chelsea agree deal to sign Pep Chavarria from Rayo Vallecano, here we go!

Deal done for Spanish left back, €19m fixed fee plus €2m add-ons. Chavarria will now fly for medical and contract signing.

Club to club signatures happening tonight.

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

“We fake pumped Chelsea into signing Morgan Rogers just to get Vinicius”

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through twitter after a player rejected Arsenal

[Sumona @SumonaK9soo]

Passenger princess wearing a skirt without panties 🤝 driving bf who fingers her and rubs her clit every chance he gets

[Fuck Pussy🇹🇬 @FxxkPusy]

niggas be horny with no house to have sex in

[Stacy is Right @PoliticalStacy]

Imagine how crazy nursing homes are going to get when trans people get Alzheimer's and start wondering where their dicks went.

[benny. @1BENNY7G]

i’m not into fraud and i don’t have any work that pays me either, my mum feeds me daily so please don’t bill me. thank you very much for your cooperation. happy new week. 🙏🏾

[BIG OG @iamogkidd]

If i eat your pussy from the back twerk alittle so i can breath every now and then😭

[Matt🍫 @jbmillenial]

God!!!!
Lace panties are soo hot!

[fàgó @Fago9ere]

I really wanna experience traveling with someone I’m in love with.

[Omo Ade @MaxToks001]

we might eat late brother, but we will eat

[S E R G E @ManlikeSerge4]

Nothing sweet woman pass make you Dey do wetin she like and she go Dey do wetin only am like

[ٰ @daergp]

your tits pic are safe with me btw

[v @VdgaFvck]

This Tony Stark dey price my kettle 800 Naira, he dey joke. Make I carry am go meet Euron Greyjoy for the Iron Islands

[v @VdgaFvck]

@OfficialTunazki @SirLeoBDasilva Leave the guy, he just dey larp dey go

[v @VdgaFvck]

This nigga talking about MK lol 😂

[kuz @kylekuzma]

This is 2026. People cosplaying as things they don’t have the authority, the talent, or the track record to actually be. Just for content.

A mayor playing president. A founder playing operator. A content creator playing one-on-one thinking he’s a pro. A 25yr old with a ring light playing economist. Everyone auditioning. Nobody building.

Were raising a generation that learning the reward isn���t in doing the thing it’s in looking like you did the thing. The clip is the career. The pose is the product. The soundbite is the substitute for a life’s work.

Don't fall for distractions

[kuz @kylekuzma]

This is 2026. People cosplaying as things they don’t have the authority, the talent, or the track record to actually be. Just for content.

A mayor playing president. A founder playing operator. A content creator playing one-on-one thinking he’s a pro. A 25yr old with a ring light playing economist. Everyone auditioning. Nobody building.

Were raising a generation that learning the reward isn’t in doing the thing it’s in looking like you did the thing. The clip is the career. The pose is the product. The soundbite is the substitute for a life’s work.

Don't fall for distractions