Pelvic Ostentations

I'll end up pissing you off at some point..
88% human-
12% Asshole-
15% Athlete-
9% βoba Fett-
13% Asshole-
27% Puck-
3% stardust
90% 90's music

[Pelvic Ostentations @Vecft0]

Listen, you already hate me, even if you don't know me...

Don't follow me...or
Be prepared to be offended.

😊

[Pelvic Ostentations @Vecft0]

https://t.co/TbKjtzGsS1
The Vatican Rag
Tom Lehrer
1967
we've been herr all along, now finally being heard.

[Pelvic Ostentations @Vecft0]

https://t.co/ksiUtTqq5F
Stephen Lynch
"Tennessee"

[Pelvic Ostentations @Vecft0]

'Feriority Complex'
Definition:
What every woman i date suffers from.

😉

[Pelvic Ostentations @Vecft0]

Gave up trying to figure it out, cause it all got fucked along the way.

[Pelvic Ostentations @Vecft0]

@SnizzleFrizzle #truth

[Pelvic Ostentations @Vecft0]

@breadsticku Lol, maybe he signed.."dab for me bro" 😀

[Pelvic Ostentations @Vecft0]

Owner on vacation,
Managet out for two days.
Means...im in charge here.
Oh yeah, im gonna fire people!!
Starting with Dave, fuck Dave.

[Pelvic Ostentations @Vecft0]

I'd just like to personally thank the #Eclipse2017 for bringing our two new suns..
Purple sun, and redish blueish blackish when blinking sun

[Pelvic Ostentations @Vecft0]

@jeweleaves Good lord...

[Pelvic Ostentations @Vecft0]

Whoa...you're cute!

[Pelvic Ostentations @Vecft0]

@cherokee_autumn JJ and LC had a thing once,ended cause he found out she killed his wife, under hypnosis. Hes unbreakable, shes a low powered Superman
enjoy😊

[Velma The Funny @Velma_the_Funny]

I have no desire to look at the sun. There I said it. Fuck. Right. Off.

[Chelle~ @BombChelleNY]

Try to forget me a little harder.

[Livia Chu @ItsLiviaChu]

My true form. Potato chu.

[Chelle~ @BombChelleNY]

This sweet lady that works at a gas station near me has a black eye. I questioned it & she said "don't ask"

Men who hit women are NOT men.

[Pelvic Ostentations @Vecft0]

We're up all night, to get lucky.

[Pelvic Ostentations @Vecft0]

@OCEARCH @IdontknowwhyI1 @GreatWhiteFinn @ChrisOCEARCH @CostaSunglasses @JacksonvilleU @southerntide @JeffsBourbon @SeaWorld @Gurney_Shark @BruinTheShark @JDtheShark @YETICoolers Your point?

[Pelvic Ostentations @Vecft0]

@realDonaldTrump you're an asshole. Step down and give this country a chance.