Vee Johns

Influencer, Media Creator, Blogger, Imports/Exports, Professional Mourner, 'A Little Bit of This/A Little Bit of That', Consultant and lastly - Fortune Teller.

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@TheGriftReport Sounds a hoot!

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@fowontmiss Ya'll be doing it for Sir Keir Starmer before the end of Labour's term in Goverment!

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@drhingram @RupertLowe10 @elonmusk Used to enjoy HIGNFY from the early shows, but gave up watching this and others such as Mock The Week years ago. Watch very little comedy wise on mainstream TV. Same old (and they are becoming old and unfashionable) boring faces!
Someone should sabotage their autocues!

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@petetho05730914 Voting Labour...
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

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Loved 'She's The One' song.
Did I rush out and buy it?
Nah...
... because I already had it by World Party and I didn't need a note for note copy by Robbie!#totp

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@Jenny_1884 The Conservatives won the last General election.
I'm convinced they set out to lose, which they did... so in their eyes, they were the winners!

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@Alexarmstrong I'm not surprised, his intentions were made clear this morning, clutching his CV and Certificates in readiness for the top job becoming vacant!

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@JeremyVineOn5 A big clue for the observant this morning on Wes Streeting's intentions... had his CV and Certificates ready in case the top job suddenly becomes vacant!

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@GBNEWS @Caiwilsh A big clue for the observant on Wes Streeting's intentions... has his CV and Certificates ready for his application for the top job!

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@GBNEWS A big clue for the observant on Wes Streeting's intentions... has his CV and Certificates ready for his application for the top job!

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@BLAIMGame A big clue on Wes Streeting's intentions today... got his CV and Certificates ready for his application for the top job!

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@TVKev Saw this before his speech...

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@RocknRollDad @bloodyexhausted Like, ermmm, (laugh) like ermmm (laugh)

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Mezzanine for the kid
Pity Spanish houses don't come with a Dungeon #sunseaandsellinghouses

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A Trump and Melania situation?
#sunseaandsellinghouses

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@Jenny_1884 Nothing against Camilla, but as proposed... Queen Consort. Any mention of The Queen, my thoughts immediately go to Queen Elizabeth II.

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@Dominic2306 @Morrisons Morrisons used to advertise "Buy one, get one free!"
Now it's "Take one, it's all free!"

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@LeeHarris "Let me be clear... I only knew next Wednesday"

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I was hoping that today's guest, Julian Lloyd Webber would mention that he provided Cello Duties with Oasis in 1984...
#JeremyVine