Seth Barkan

Freelance IT design, poet, stride pianist, author/copywriter, lunatic, artist at large

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Weed: ya know? For kids!

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omfg i had to delete an anti elon tweet for this vacant shithole? this is amazing! I wouldn't put this fuckwad in charge of a one car parade. holy wow! GJ!

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Elon Musk is a fucking moron.

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Ya know: X is beyond. it is nx lvl fucking stupid. Fuck you x. xoxo. sux. blow me x.

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Personally, I share the GOP’s feelings of outrage at the injustice of this country’s only Jewish president to win a World Series on the moon, George Santos… blah blah YeH. He got arrested. Blah blah. What about Donald Trump, Marjorie Green, Boebert, and Elon musk (SEC?) fuck em

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@rico_rants Wow. You like some stultifyingly stupid, magnificently dishonest, horrifically destructive, self important, scumbag mofos. If you combined the best ideas any of them EVER HAD into one idea, you get the INVERSE of a thought. Nazi-adjacent reverse mortgage commercial. Enjoy!

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@d4m1n My best of all time was (FQDN IIRC): http:// https://t.co/26sAtRYpzz which iirc meant https://t.co/Bdag31zqmW I just gave it up for anyone who wants it. Don’t get me started. And no I’m not kidding (fuck where’s my whiskey)…https://t.co/FdY2G7ccEW

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@AgathaChocolats Stay the horse, spoil the Wilbur. [I KNOW IT MAKES NO SENSE! THAT'S WHY IT'S SO IMPORTANT! LOLOLOL where the hell do you find these?! So rad!

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@JessicaLBurbank personally, I'd watch you describe clouds or read the phonebook or any number of things beneath your abilities. But sure.... you can talk securities to me. Here's a picture of lincoln discussing the topic with Robo P Chase during the second alien wars I summoned for you.

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@UpsideDownRothk Gave me idea for new pamphlet: UQ Diagnostic Sex Manual: how to fuck yourself so stupid you couldn’t even fuck yourself if you weren’t already JFK (2nd JFKJR Ed.)

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@UpsideDownRothk Also! Please for the love of all that is not fucking irredeemably absolutely stupid that her book wasn’t the Qanon mind sex manual (“the Qasutra: masturbating incels for… why?”)… or something

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Some author angrily called us to say she snooped our shelves and couldn't find her book. She cussed us out, said we were lazy to process the book, etc. But it turns out her book was checked out with multiple hold requests. So...egg on her face?

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@UpsideDownRothk Shoulda told her that her title had been placed next to her readership… but that’s a bit too much geometry. For most authors. (When I saw my own book on library shelf first time, swear to god, I cried… keep the faith buddy: dungeon sword and fire! Hang in there! #lasermonk

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@ask_aubry I say: no really “masculine man” even thinks about such bullshit. Why is everyone on the right so consumed with who I fuck or want to fuck or who I am? I don’t ever remember telling them they’re a bunch of latently queer self hating myopic bigoted morons… what gives?

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@ask_aubry This is so fucking stupid… Jesus Christ… it’s like these assholes all want child brides born into chains for a basement destiny of enslaved barefoot baby every year flavored hogarthian hellish ness… I’m hetero man who can only bang broads fifty times smarter than these idiots

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@JessicaLBurbank I would walk a million miles for one of your smiles, make up or not. Who the fuck are these maniacs? Oh… wait! I know… the same ones who have problems with their tiny intellects getting stuck in their metaphorical zippers on riposte. Or something like that. #dicklessfuckwits

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So I totally fucked up the org name. It’s a rough draft but it’s important. #ai https://t.co/4g8skCSsIg

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@konsolitus @evilsocket Granted they were a super pain in the ass way back in the day, but for the last 5 years or more, my god: it’s pretty damned simple if you RTFM. Room for improvement? ALWAYS. But… yikes. Linux only for 15 years now? Nvidia all the way? So much easier now. Shrugs.

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@evilsocket Stupidest meme I’ve seen in like, forever, imho.

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@evilsocket Wow. Joker evidently was way stupider than your average Linux user. For reals: last 10 years? Fucken gravy if you have half a brain.

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@JessicaLBurbank AND WHAT THE FUCJ IS THUS GUY COMPLAINING ABOUT? Jesus! Go don’t get laid in some other hell fuckwit! Jeeeze! Unfucking believable. He’s saying THB: “hot women wearing things that make them look hot AND I HATE IT! WAAAAAAAAA” Christ! I can’t even wrap my mind around it. The fuck