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Guess I'm back to say fuck Nazis and Nazi sympathizers

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🧵 Everyone who knows me knows I am TERRIFIED of the potential overturning of #RoeVWade . But as a disabled person whose life is still CONSTANTLY threatened by able-bodied people saying COVID "isn't that bad" or "only kills sick people", I do not have the energy to 1/

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Is anyone else super confused about the appeal of eyelash extensions? You can't wear mascara, you see SO MANY people with extensions get eyelash fungus, it's literally SUPER GLUE they're putting that close to your eyes. I just don't understand ñ

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The only misappropriation of government funds I support is my colleague's partner stealing a Keurig from his government job to give to our branch.

(For legal purposes, this is a joke)

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@JortsTheCat He's officially the 6th biggest loser in the history of the American Congress

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Live CSPAN footage of the #HouseofRepresentatives as McCarthy tries again to get voted #Speakerofthehouse

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@TemperanceAlden That's cool as hell though

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Remember guys, Greta Thunberg didn't get Andrew Tate arrested. He did that to *himself*. Not only is it funnier when you emphasize that he doxxed himself despite being in hiding for MONTHS, the distinction is important for Greta Thunberg's safety.

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Can't spell "Alpha male" without "Doxxing yourself while you have active warrants for human trafficking and organized crime by trying to prove to the internet you don't have small dick energy".

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New Kindle for Christmas means what? That's right: Kindle Unlimited Shifter Pornmance at family Christmas.

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@HeadOnFirePod If it makes you feel better, my brother finally got his car fixed on Thursday just in time for a tree to fall on it and total it on Friday. So it could be worse lol

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@tiredxwitch @SpookyTeapot13 @TemperanceAlden Jesus Santa or 6'8 Chad Santa

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@tiredxwitch @TemperanceAlden You can always eat your .... "Quiche"

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@wickedmitch_ Lol I'm talking about the guy in 2020 who died *a month* previously

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Question for Big Pharma: Why do you need to add menthol to every liquid cold medicine, even the "fruit" flavored ones? Can I please get a cough medicine or decongestant that doesn't taste like I shoved a handful of Skittles and a piece of Five gum in my mouth at the same time?

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Me trying not to tell customers "It fuckin WIMDY" all day

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Update: Manager has reversed this decision after this person started screaming at all of our coworkers WHILE ON THE PHONE WITH A CUSTOMER.

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(To be clear, I am not the person who our manager has determined would be more work to fire than to have to fill out an incident report when one of the sweet old ladies snaps and bludgeons them with a keyboard in the middle of the branch.)

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(To be clear, I am not the person who our manager has determined would be more work to fire than to have to fill out an incident report when one of the sweet old ladies snaps and bludgeons them with a keyboard in the middle of the branch.)

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Truly do not understand how you can be convinced the staff of a whole branch hates you (they do) and the manager wants to fire you (she does, but it's less work to hope no one throttles you in the next two weeks), and not for a SINGLE SECOND think "Am I the problem here?".

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Watching drama unfold in the work IM group chat