Vytas Kriauciunas

The People’s Karen

[Vytas Kriauciunas @velvytas]

Taunting in sports should be not only allowed but encouraged (within reason). Taking it out by calling stare downs, a bit of trash talking, etc as fouls and technicals diminishes the comptetitive spirit of the game, players, & fan experience. Let players be excited about success

[Vytas Kriauciunas @velvytas]

The refs who called the “roughing the passer” call on MNF on the Chiefs tonight should be forced to pay every fine levied on Chiefs personnel for complaining and verbally attacking the refs. #NationalFlagFootballLeague

[Vytas Kriauciunas @velvytas]

Routine sack-fumble in the MNF Raiders v Chiefs game called a “roughing the passer”. Just forego the next 10 years and slap flags on these men right now. Also, fire EVERY referee or asst referee who’s been part of these calls. #NationalFlagFootballLeague

[Vytas Kriauciunas @velvytas]

NCAA officials need accountability and meaningful repercussions for blown calls. No one should be fined for criticizing referees

[Vytas Kriauciunas @velvytas]

As someone who frequently walks into the grocery through the exit doors, I reserve the right to run over the feet of people who do that with my cart. Ppl need to expect a good shin shot as part and parcel of that behavior

[Vytas Kriauciunas @velvytas]

Phrase that should be banned out of stupidity and overuse: ‘Full stop’

[Ryan Dukes @CoachRDukes]

High school track athletes:

Spikes are not casual leisure shoes. Stop wearing them for the entirety of a meet.

[Vytas Kriauciunas @velvytas]

@CBBonFOX Any team that has solid conditioning. The excess of media timeouts and other unnecessary breaks in the game almost entirely nullify all conditioning aspects of training. A multi-game series might actually make this relevant again

[Vytas Kriauciunas @velvytas]

Flight attendants’ pre-flight seatbelt demo is a waste of time:

1) if you can’t figure out how to use a seatbelt you shouldn’t be flying
2) a child or otherwise disabled person has someone to help them (e.g., guardian, other passenger)
3) if someone is unable to help, see #1

[Vytas Kriauciunas @velvytas]

This is why we can’t have nice things in 2022. Don’t even get me started…

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

An ICU nurse taking some required training shares this from what they are learning at work...

[Vytas Kriauciunas @velvytas]

The most demoralizing part of @GoZwift is dripping sweat, gasping for air at 285W and looking up to find you’ve still got 3 minutes left barely pushing 4mph up a 15% incline…

[Vytas Kriauciunas @velvytas]

@MarchMadnessMBB media timeouts completely nullify any advantage teams gain from conditioning in training

[Vytas Kriauciunas @velvytas]

Whose punches were better?

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessWBB]

BACK-TO-BACK FOR THE HOOSIERS! ⚪️🔴

No. 3 @IndianaWBB is bound for the Sweet 16 for the 2nd year in a row, topping No. 11 Princeton 56-55!

#MarchMadness

[Vytas Kriauciunas @velvytas]

To whom it may concern: if I can see your bare-naked nipples at the gym and you are NOT swimming, you’re wrong. Fix yourself

[Vytas Kriauciunas @velvytas]

All chocolate/hazelnut spreads taste like @NutellaUSA (at least Kroger’s and Aldi’s do). Is this common knowledge or is there a significant difference besides branding?

[Vytas Kriauciunas @velvytas]

@MarchMadnessMBB stop calling jump balls .2 seconds into the skirmish. Let the boys fight it out like they train for and let’s see who deserves posession. That’s why they hit the weight room! If they can’t handle it, they shouldn’t play! Quit sissifying the game!