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CEO of GOLDMAXXING & TEMPOMAXXING and proud contributor as well as leading cause of homelessness in the jungle deparment.

#1 Bel'Veth hater since release

[ーカー @VeladeLOL]

Every time I queue into one of these champions, I feel my lifespan shorten by 3 years.

If you main one or more of these abominations of desolations that the Bible warned us about, i am certain that you may also like children.

[ーカー @VeladeLOL]

For the first time in my life i own every single champion released!

I've played for 12 years now going strong without ever having all champions unlocked, due to being toxic & playing on botted accs / getting banned.

I may now rest in peace after this achivement!

HUGE😤

[bonevoid @bonevoid]

You can now officially be 1,000 LP Master on EUW.

[ーカー @VeladeLOL]

@drewlevin I mean, is it not the case that (or atleast in my case) people get here because of internet cutting off / pc shutting down, emergency etc?, i havent seen people going afk at all in the past few years

[ーカー @VeladeLOL]

@drewlevin Hi king, i know you guys have other stuff to prioritize and to put resources on to, i also know that this affects minimum of the population but it would rather be a great QoL update to be able to use the client while waiting the timer out.

QoL

[ーカー @VeladeLOL]

@unrav3ld @IvernGott one must not reveal its secrets

[ーカー @VeladeLOL]

@LolMalice @DesperateNasus how bout dis

[ーカー @VeladeLOL]

@IvernGott buddy, have you tried maybe not getting 5x challenger peaks in enemy team vs your teams d1-m100 lp peaks? thoughts so!, try that next time!

[ーカー @VeladeLOL]

@LolElekktro I dont think you have seen the EUW ladder my friend

[ーカー @VeladeLOL]

x: How is your season going so far?

me:

[ーカー @VeladeLOL]

I have seen the words ''UNLUCKY'' & ''ACE'' more times than i've seen my mother this year.

SoloQ is cursed, DuoQ in the other hand is beyond the human understanding.

[Chakib @chakibxd]

idk what riot is hiding in the matchmaking but duoqing

IS BY FAR THE BIGGEST BAIT OF ALL TIME

[ーカー @VeladeLOL]

@chakibxd send pipebomb to kronos

[ーカー @VeladeLOL]

season so inflated i managed to get grandmaster on flex without being banned @drewlevin 😂

in all seriousness tho, these lp gains & inflations on solo queue seems wild, are you guys planning on something? like that one time where everyone got demoted 1 tier lower and to 0lp m+

[ーカー @VeladeLOL]

@MysticBlueFox hi

[ーカー @VeladeLOL]

@Kluckadell Qnoxs catching deserved strays

[HabKeinAim @HabKeinAim303]

S16 EVELYNN GUIDE:
-pick diana
-win

[ーカー @VeladeLOL]

@drewlevin @EggLalle @drewlevin can you please check my first born son health, i havent seen him in 2 years.

[ーカー @VeladeLOL]

hot take, this item is garbage & bait, just fueling dopamine for being new + tick dmg cant change my mind

[ーカー @VeladeLOL]

@vanguardl9 BUT BROOOWHHH... IF HAKALI TEKS KILLS... I KENT DO HANYSINK!!!

[ーカー @VeladeLOL]

POV: You are enemy team and press tab min 18 in game just to see that ur jungler is 100 cs down, wyd?