Virgil Velocadaptor

I'm a Tech Junkie and Geek Squad Representative, but acting is my true calling.

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@solemnskate Been there, done that.

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@OneTouchAndBOOM It's either drive in him or dine on him. Which do you think he'd prefer...

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@OtteRock They're putting it right next to the Jurassic Park area! Maybe I'll see you there--I make special guest appearances sometimes.

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@OneTouchAndBOOM I can't fit inside a bug, so I just figured I'd ask for something a little more my size.

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Can I trade my Geek Squad Punch Buggy in for this?

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Now I'm answering phones in Tech Support cause I was scaring away customers on the floor. How many days until I'm rescued by Jurassic World?

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Congrats Godzilla for crushing the record for largest opening ever for a "monster movie!" Though I still find that term very demeaning...

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Who is this impostor!?! This has got to be a joke--just look at that video!
http://t.co/9QzocL5glj

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@AngryProfessor1 I know him! Nice guy.

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My neighbor insists I wouldn't like a dog if I got one, but I think they're delicious.

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What do you guys think? Could be cool, but it seems a little too "Terminator" for my liking...
http://t.co/LCDWJYVKMQ

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@AngryProfessor1 I'm with ya! I'd eat her and just be done with it, but I don't like the taste of plastic.

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You know how else you can show your support for dinosaurs in the acting community? By watching Joan Rivers' show!

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Show your support for dinosaur thespians by checking out Godzilla, opening in theaters everywhere tomorrow!
http://t.co/2PT06S3GwY

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All this rain is not good for my circuitry! Go away!

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@CaspianElapidae Even if you aren't what they're looking for, audition! Who'd have thought a guy like me could have landed Jurassic Park!?!

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I love my day job, but I'm stoked to announce that I'm gonna be breaking into voice work for the first time in Pixar's "The Good Dinosaur!"

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Went up to some customers to see if they needed any help and they ran away screaming. You'd think they'd never seen a sales rep before!

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I just knew it was gonna rain today. My big toe always sticks up when it's gonna rain...

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Getting pretty tired, guys. I guess I'm gonna plug in for the night--I've got to recharge.