Velocigrumo efectiva e irremediablemente no

¿A quién le importa? //

Cuenta de dibujos @velociart64

[T w I t t e r @darthramious]

Most people in France can't afford housing.

They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast.

They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.

[Halimat🥀🌹 @leemarh7099]

“Your mother was quite the talented Potions Witch, Harry. She could brew anything from Wolfsbane to meth. It was truly a sight to behold”

“WHAT?!”

“Well, how did you think they kept me in check during the full moon?” Lupin replied calmly. “The Potions professor in our era was nowhere near as good as Snape is today, so I had to get my Wolfsbane from somewhere.”

“NO, I MEAN THE METH THING!” Harry shouted. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY MOTHER COOKED METH?!”

“Well, she didn't at first. But the Order was running out of money during the war, and we needed a way to convince the residents of Knockturn Alley not to side with Voldemort. Your mother provided a solution.”

Lupin nodded thoughtfully.

“She introduced us to a wonderful Muggle substance called meth. We had Mundungus deal it in Knockturn Alley. It made us enough money to last through the war, and the residents agreed not to side with Voldemort as long as we kept supplying them.”

“I—WHAT—WAIT—MY MOTHER WAS—HOW DID SHE EVEN—WHAT?!”

“Oh, don't worry, Harry. She stopped cooking after she became pregnant with you. For your health, she said.” Lupin tried to placate him.

Harry stared at him, utterly speechless.

“...Of course, it turned out that Voldemort had been buying from her supply. When she stopped, he went on a rampage trying to get his fix. He even broke into your parents' house in a fit of withdrawal, hoping to force her to cook for him again.”

Lupin paused.

“Unfortunately, he ended up killing her by accident.”

“...”

“...Did nobody tell you about this?”

[ava @doezelda]

suicide prevention month is over

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Asked and delivered ✅

[Puma Chairo @PumaChairo]

Nadie:
Grok:

[𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 ⋆.𖥔⚔️ @gildfae]

The best Gandalf moment in Lord Of The Rings is when he’s freaking out because Sauron now knows everything that Pippin knows and then he remembers that Pippin doesn’t know shit about fuck.

[alexiis ☆彡 @_alexxiiis]

pues hace no mucho salió a la luz que un multimillonario tenía una isla donde esclavizaban sexualmente a niñas pequeñas, a parte de maltratarlas y matarlas, todo eso en fiestas con muchos otros multimillonarios y honestamente me parece algo más feo

[NosliN @nilsvilela]

Bee Sin (Fan Skin)
By me.

[しんらしんげ shinrashinge @shin___geki]

紙工���で動くイラストを作りました。
「海辺の彼女」

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Also fuck your Lake America. This is Twitter and that lake is Ontario.

[XiScOdS @XiScOdS1]

Me tenéis hasta los huevos con este discursito. Si la atención primaria está casi desmantelada iremos a urgencias. Y punto.

Atacad al sistema, a los de arriba, no a los pacientes. No sé si sois gilipollas o malas personas. Elegid y espabilad.

[atlas @reatlashype]

Do crackheads ever say, “I’m too broke to smoke crack tonight”?

No. They get up and make it happen.

Lesson in there.

[Jonathan Brown @Broonjunior]

Don’t see why “no fishing rod” is a big deal. A cat catching a fish with a fishing rod would be much more impressive.

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

Unpopular opinion: I don’t want to see technology evolve any more. I hate that everything needs an app. I hate scanning a QR code just to see a menu. I hate creating an account for every thing. I hate that appliances, light bulbs, cars all want to connect to Wi-Fi. I hate self-checkout becoming the norm. I hate calling a business and talking to a robot instead of a person. I hate that everything requires a password, a verification code, or another subscription.

[PBF Comics @PBFcomics]

The Biclops

[justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉 @markocantdunk]

As the Earth gets hotter, the seasons get more extreme, & the disasters get closer to your home, there will be an increased focus on convincing you these conditions are the result of the many’s existence, instead of capitalism, which loots the world to line the pockets of a few.

[Merrivius @merrivius]

Forgive her

[Akira Kei @AkiraKei12]

They did the meme 😭
#100girlfriend #アニメ100カノ

[ܠܘܐ ♰ @PunishedLu]

Nuke whoever started this trend

[pizza mert 🍕 @pizza990]

i hate it here