VeloJesus

All that is Divine in cycling and Humour

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#mikellanda may thy pains be wiped away. Unto thee @giroditalia, thou shall have hay bales to protect mine warriors. #GiroDeCrashes

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@TheTweetOfGod Its ok, i have dealt with this issue for a while.

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2024 @TamauPogi thou has been will alway be mine special warriors. Go ye therefore and keep shining. Amen.

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Others may ride e-Bikes but mine faithful warrior @TamauPogi rides on a fiery chariot! may thy days in the winners circle continue. #Zurich2024

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#MurielFurrer @swisscycling i have heard thy cries🫂🫂. Weeping may endure for a night...May the life of Ms. Furrer be celebrated

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Benin’s Georgette Vignonfodo (just 17). We see thee and we have heard of thine promise. Keep marching to greater heights. Thine place in the winners circle cometh. #AfricaCycling #Zurich2024

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Joy to the velo world, @catferguson7 has arrived. Thou art the future and may thee prosper forever! ##Zurich2024

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Go ye therefore and shine. May mine spandex warriors reign supreme. #Zurich2024

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@CoachTimHall Blessed is he that guideth others to the path of two wheeled salvation. Thou art a good man @CoachTimHall

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mine prophecies being fulfilled. @EvenepoelRemco may thy glory days continue

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@AusCycling may thy glory endure for ever! #Zurich2024

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@BHRVictorious Sonny Cabrelli Thou art a man respected! #ParisRoubaix

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@Movistar_Team i beseech thee to let Superman ride. For this is right

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@IStannard what a man! a gallant soldier. A man after mine own heart. Thou has done well. Enjoy thy retirement. May peace and happiness be thy portion all the days of thy life. @INEOSGrenadiers

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well done my good and faithful servant #HughCarthy @EFprocycling #MenInPink

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mine disciples will continue @giroditalia for this is right

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Amen!

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@NathanPeterHaas thou art a man full of wisdom. Go ye therefore and educate the masses. #SayNoToStupidity

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@janibrajkovic keep talking my son. Keep talking. and the truth shall set you (the peloton) free. @TsgabuG

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@QuinnSimmons9 in a world full of hatred and pain. Thou must seek to be an agent of peace. Live and learn @TrekSegafredo