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[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Just because Tony Bennett was a diversity hire who got his job through affirmative action…

It doesn’t mean he wasn’t qualified.

[Randy Milholland @choochoobear]

Comic: https://t.co/3IQ9OxPsvh

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

oh fucking who cares shit ur baby out ur front butt and chill it’s legal if you’re in danger of dying nobody is out here tryna be pregnant for 9 months just to abort it as a flex shut up

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Most homophobes are secretly gay. However, most arachnophobes are not secretly spiders.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

I really like Elizabeth Warren and I don’t give a fuck about your “theory” of what is “electable.”

[Millie @Milliennial]

Since abortion is outlawed in 5 states (I believe) at first heartbeat detection,
child support should ALSO start at the same time, including required billing of 50% of the medical bills.

I wonder how many mens’ opinions would change when they actually had to take responsibility

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

Whereas Flint doesn’t have clean drinking water, Puerto Rico hasn’t fully recovered, and 3 black churches burned to the ground without comment, Trump offers money to rebuild Notre Dame. That’s not America first. That’s white people first, even if they live in far away countries.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Dear conservative Christians,

If you're not going to hold Trump accountable to the 10 Commandments, don't whine about someone else's sexual orientation. That didn't make the list. Jesus never mentioned it.

Pete: Married and faithful

Trump: 3x adulterer to all 3 wives

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

There’s a woman laying down on the couch at my Shrink’s waiting room wearing a t-shirt that says “please don’t make me do stuff” and I’ve never related more.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

thank god we elected the vindictive idiot shitweasel who just threatened to use live human beings as pawns in a stupid plan to get revenge on his political opponents and not the lady who was careless with three emails, oh my god what an unholy fucking bullet we dodged right there

[Ven @VengyJ]

WOOOHOO!! My first @JeffreeStar package arrived!!! And my 2nd one is shipping today!! So excited!!

#BlueBlood #bloodsugar

[Ven @VengyJ]

@_babybluebeauty @JeffreeStar Nothing here yet, not even processing email? So I feel your pain.

[Ven @VengyJ]

To the person(s) that got my debit card info and used it to buy over $1k of @BinnysBev through @Instacart in the last 24 hours... Fuck you.

Also, pretty sure you have a serious drinking problem...

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Donald Trump is:

1) "a billionaire" but you can't see his taxes

2) "a genius" but you can't see his grades

3) "exonerated" but you can't see the report.

It's no wonder people point and laugh at right-wingers. 😂

[Ven @VengyJ]

So now that I'm getting #BlueBlood and #BloodSugar watch me scour the internet looking for tutorials cuz I've been a boring nudes girl FOREVER and have little to no idea how to wear color.

Kinda excited tho. Thanks @JeffreeStar for getting me out of my comfort zone!

[Ven @VengyJ]

@RNorship @JeffreeStar Congrats! Also dumb question - what are the grinders for? (I think I know but wanted to confirm)

[Ven @VengyJ]

Holy fucking shit kids!! My 1st @JeffreeStar release and i got 2 palettes!! So excited. Now to get lip things! #BlueBlood #ThanksJeffree

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Apparently this was the image @DevinNunes really, really disliked.

No one should repost it. It would be wrong, and bad.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

@realDonaldTrump #BREAKING Guy Who Ran Fake University And Fake Charity And Fake Modeling Agency And Fake Magazine And Fake Airline And Sold Fake Mortgages And Fake Vodka And Fake Water Has Opinion On Which News is Fake. also, the NZ shooter literally named YOU as his inspiration there, homeslice