aether comes to the usa. lumine was the princess of alaska. alaska got destroyed by the heavenly presidentables. aether has to travel the 50 states. he will eventually face the primordial one (trump) in his golden ballroom (celestia). gavin newsom and mamdani will help him
while alyosha being really bad at tcg is very funny i think it's also meant to characterize him as being bad at strategizing. he's not a schemer, he doesn't deal with information like vodyanitsa, but he always knows a guy. his strength is making personal connections
i love alyosha. bro is tired. bro stands up for the common people. bro has three jobs. bro is constantly broke. bro loves his dogs. bro will not hesitate to pull his gun on you. bro longs for the revolution.
being friends with alyosha would be so chill bc his favorite conversation topics are just so universal and timeless:
- i have no money
- i hate the government
- i want to slime someone out