VENUS

♡ They/Them ♡ Designated Kink Encourager

[g @34rths]

When someone calls me their friend my heart starts jumping in joy..... Wow it feels like I won at being myself

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

There must be something deeply unemployable about me

[VENUS @Venus_mania]

Unlovable freak with an ego problem

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

all the fruit is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is crab rangoon

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

I'm feeding grapes to your golden retriever boyfriend. Chocolate as well

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Heterosexuality is a choice!

[hunter @3gpmh]

haven’t had sex in months they’re gonna build a spirit halloween inside me

[last evil woman alive @arriarrio]

if your cleavage is out i’m looking #notsorry

[Kyle @tonyhawkbrosk8]

what the H E double hockey fuck

[s @sfergs_]

Please don’t ever feel comfortable enough around me to do coke I will start screaming at the top of my lungs

[VENUS @Venus_mania]

A FUCKING BEE !!!

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

fool me once i'm violently attacking you

[lexi @elextra__]

@energydrinkking @reddskyy_ babe… will you be the hilarious ross matthews to my style superstar carson kressley 💍🧎‍♀️

[officer cheeks @purrrrkinsss]

what level of pussy is it when you're scared of SOMERVILLE, MASSACHUSETTS

[G-Zone @The_G_Zone]

new jersey had it bad enough now they gotta deal with freddy fazbear. fucked up

[Foxy The Pirate @foxyfromfnafomg]

NEW FUCKING JERSEY???

[VENUS @Venus_mania]

Costco chicken bake

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Okay so basically the worst case scenario is happening all the time

[april @yogurtslop3]

jerkin hard or hardly jerkin