ExhaustedTeacher

officially stopped writing kids up bc nothing ever happens
#blacklivesmatter #nottodaykaren

[ExhaustedTeacher @VenusFighting]

During meeting with seniors -

Kid: So, wait. Does that mean we're not allowed to drink at prom?

Me:

Kid: What the fuck? So I have to pay $80 for a ticket, and there's no open bar?

Admin stepped in at that point. But to be fair, I totally see his point.

[ExhaustedTeacher @VenusFighting]

I sponsor a school activity. We raise all our own money. Admin is now making it impossible to spend the money we fundraise so they can just absorb the money into a generic pot for other activities that don't raise a dime.

Fuck you. @RAD_is_awesome
#adminsucks #whyteachersquit

[ExhaustedTeacher @VenusFighting]

Morning conference:

Parent: Why did you fail my son?

Me: He did not answer any questions on the test

Parent: You're telling me he turned in a blank paper?

Me: (holds up test w 20+ dicks drawn on it w kid's name dripping from the harriest one)

Admin: He can retake it

[ExhaustedTeacher @VenusFighting]

@irritatedteach

[ExhaustedTeacher @VenusFighting]

@t_photojunkie @stalingradsnow Hot damn, this is beautiful!

[ExhaustedTeacher @VenusFighting]

@DrunkPrincipal Only acceptable reason

[ExhaustedTeacher @VenusFighting]

In case anyone was concerned, don't worry. He did, in fact, do the little smart ass dance with the Pepsi high up in the air... as is standard for asshole youth.

[ExhaustedTeacher @VenusFighting]

Literally sent a kid to the office for making sex sounds during a test. Anyone wanna guess what he came back with?

[ExhaustedTeacher @VenusFighting]

@EDUwithEmily Slap on the wrist since "we can't be sure it was really theirs..." and then magically, the school still has zero drug abuse!

[ExhaustedTeacher @VenusFighting]

Week two and already had the drug dogs taking a lap around the building. Caught three kids. Maybe the bathrooms won't reek of weed for a few days?🤯

[🌈The Where True Love is Movement 🏳️‍⚧️ @WhereTrueLoveIs]

#signoftheday #SupremeCourtDecision

[ExhaustedTeacher @VenusFighting]

@fanouvsteel @teachergoals Concerning! Ha!

[ExhaustedTeacher @VenusFighting]

Today I learned my whole ass eval was never finished by admin and they left for another district, so guess I get a sticker and a pat on the back this year?

[ExhaustedTeacher @VenusFighting]

@StaciWittwer I'm so incredibly sorry for your loss. I'm sending positive vibes for you to find peace.

[ExhaustedTeacher @VenusFighting]

@CiteSomething L p

[ExhaustedTeacher @VenusFighting]

@tartostore The aggression in this demonstration is a @DwightSchrute_ flex if I've ever seen one.

[ExhaustedTeacher @VenusFighting]

@Tobi_Is_Fab We had the exact same mound of feathered bangs. Aw. Cringe twins!

[ExhaustedTeacher @VenusFighting]

@baddestmamajama I am currently watching this because of your tweet and I 100% agree!!!!!

[ExhaustedTeacher @VenusFighting]

Omg, @hulu please stop playing that LinkedIn commercial where the girl is throwing people's clothes all over the floor!

[ExhaustedTeacher @VenusFighting]

@SpaghettiNeutrl Ah, I'm sorry to hear this. Hopefully all will work out even better than you planned.

[ExhaustedTeacher @VenusFighting]

Happening in every school in every state. Thanks, @RAD_is_awesome!

[Revolving_Door_Admin @RAD_is_awesome]

Thanks to my no-consequence discipline matrix, we had the fewest number of referrals, ever! It's amazing what you can accomplish with a good paper shredder.