saachi

[saachi @Ver_Saachi]

I’m the happiest I’ve been in a long time and refuse to apologize for it

[Kate Mooney @yatinbrooklyn]

so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:

[saachi @Ver_Saachi]

for me 2023 is all about trusting myself. If my gut says no, I gotta go

[saachi @Ver_Saachi]

the harsh realization that you’re closer in age to Georgia than you are to Ginny

[saachi @Ver_Saachi]

Can we just talk about how trash hotel rooms bathroom privacy in the rooms are?? Like a see through shower or paper thin door is NOT practical or sexy

[saachi @Ver_Saachi]

@PrinceDarkNight I’ll go with ya

[saachi @Ver_Saachi]

I really work in a fine dining restaurant and don’t even know what broiled is lmaooo

[sarah @heavenbrat]

pls dont speak to me when im overstimulated

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

[saachi @Ver_Saachi]

alright who’s got a pool though? don’t be stingy

[Ana Lucia @AnaLucia2829]

She’s a 10 but she works all day

[Tiffany D. Jackson @WriteinBK]

Forced birth in a country that doesn’t have mandatory maternity leave or universal healthcare…

[saachi @Ver_Saachi]

@PrinceDarkNight Pls don’t

[natty kasambala @nattykasambala]

if you gave me 10,000 guesses and my life depended on it, I could never have imagined that THAT would be the song playing in this video

[Jessica DeFino @jessicadefino_]

I was an editor on the Kardashian apps in 2015 in LA, worked days nights & weekends, could only afford groceries from the 99 Cents Only Store, called out “sick” more than once bc I couldn’t put gas in my car to get to the office, & was reprimanded for freelancing on the side ❤️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

You are my favorite hello,
And my hardest goodbye.

[saachi @Ver_Saachi]

I have this one guy that comes into the bar a couple times a week but with a different girl every time and it gives me so much anxiety trying not to blow his shit