Verlander's Pants

[Verlander's Pants @VerlandersPants]

@sdeanbaseball @MissStaceyMay Yet still comfortable.

[Verlander's Pants @VerlandersPants]

@jessespector @Tepper I'm not worried.

[Verlander's Pants @VerlandersPants]

I have returned. Snug as ever.

[Verlander's Pants @VerlandersPants]

Good to be back. Good to be snug.

[Verlander's Pants @VerlandersPants]

Miss you guys.

[Verlander's Pants @VerlandersPants]

I'm lonely.

[Verlander's Pants @VerlandersPants]

No worries. Just having a little rest.

[Verlander's Pants @VerlandersPants]

@Fake_Jim_Price And the pants.

[Verlander's Pants @VerlandersPants]

@hangingsliders Jealous.

[Verlander's Pants @VerlandersPants]

I have made my triumphant return. I am still as snug as you remember.

[Verlander's Pants @VerlandersPants]

These pants are making it legal.

[Verlander's Pants @VerlandersPants]

I'll miss you.

[Verlander's Pants @VerlandersPants]

Saddest pants.

[Verlander's Pants @VerlandersPants]

These are some important pants today.

[Verlander's Pants @VerlandersPants]

Sad pants.

[Verlander's Pants @VerlandersPants]

You're not paying as much attention to me right now as you usually would because you are distracted by his burgeoning beard.

[Verlander's Pants @VerlandersPants]

@shawnmicallef Yes we are.

[Verlander's Pants @VerlandersPants]

If Lawrie's socks keep this up no one will be interested in talking about me anymore.

[Verlander's Pants @VerlandersPants]

Brett Lawrie's socks are giving me a run for my money.

[Verlander's Pants @VerlandersPants]

Deeply confused. Slightly sad. Still too tight.